hipster test

[Necharsian]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff Mostly a mix of b-e
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify]
e. crack I aint no pussy.

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins Home made too.

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins It really is the only way.
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club FUCK YOU
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle Obviously.
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] None.
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify] Same as above.

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com Either this or needldrop. How else can I learn how to be good at listening to music?
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod Quintus McGintus to be exact.
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
e. you haven't heard it


I think I just won.

[revolver94]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] nothing :\
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] Sperry's
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis (shorts)
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com (#
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] radiohead

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] god only knows
e. you haven't heard it
_________________
My top songs of the 2010s
and
Spotify link

Last.fm

[thejoj96]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Everything except alcohol and soda
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] nothing
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] I think they're Adidas, but not entirely sure.
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] Just a t-shirt, no band shirts
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify] I don't know if they're biker shorts or not, but shorts.

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] and CD
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] I don't have a favorite

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Soundz
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it

Fixed a for #12.

[Guest]

1. What do you drink?
a. Baileys and Kahlua
b. Boutique beers (Marmalade beer anyone?)
c. Wine of all varieties
d. Siberian Vodka
e. absinthe - the traditional way with laudanum
f. All of the above, plus a bunch of other stuff

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other - Salmon
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other - knee boots - usually leather, sometimes pvc, mostly black but sometimes red or grey
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink water with berocca vitamins (and alcohol sometimes)
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other - visionary

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other - boats, trains and aeroplanes
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other - low cut
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other - firm and well toned with no cellulite!

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other - www.guardian.co.uk

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl but without the stupid broski crap!
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other - I have to choose one? Pfuufffft!

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it - you weren't born then!

[HigherThanTheSun]

Not enough analysis going on here! I'll do the last post by Mancsoulsister, I give you a score of 4/10 for hipsterness.

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff - Anything with rum
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other - Cider
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other - Nothing!
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other - Mainly Adidas but I have loads of trainers
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other - I should wear glasses but I don't

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other - Plain white T
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other - You'll never catch me not wearing trackies

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other - BBC News

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other - The Smiths

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other - Memory Lane by Nas
e. you haven't heard it

Hipster score please from next poster.
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Shut up mate you're boring!

[purple]

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/chill-wave

^^^best post ever^^^

"In the postelectro + post-2k9-anco+chillwaves era, alternative ppl are sort of 'settling down' and only attending chill house parties where mildly conceptual music is played while people smile and have a chill time. U can have a meaningful conversation, get buzzed, dance, but not get as bellig as u got in the electro era.

Unlike the traditional chillwave hit, the song has meaningful lyrical content, similar to Animal Collective's cryptic delivery, except ToroYMoiBro doesn't sing about fatherhood+kids. Instead, he focuses on the stage in a relationship when 1 member of the relaish chooses to leave ur local scene 'in hope of finding something better.' The song is abt embracing the pain that some1 else makes u feel, and give them/urself a peptalk abt how life should only be 'a blessing' cuz ur living it on ur own terms. Seems complex + vulnerable. Hopeful + sad. Kinda like humanity."

[purple]

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/09/do...atles.html

[CellarDoor]

[thejoj96]

[purple]

http://www.spin.com/articles/ariel-pink...ign=082312