hipster test

[Jackwc]

Whip it. I'm rolling hard right now. Study drugs FTW.

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon I typically go for cheaper beers, PBR among them, Lakeport too. Although I have a growing fondness for absinthe where I can get it.
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] Used to be a big smoker - usually of hand-rolled cigarettes or the cheap ones you buy oFf the Indian reservations - but now usually only smoke narcotics.
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks ...though in this weather I prefer my Timberlands
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op Although in BC I'm gonna be starting my own expansive garden.
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses. I take it you've all seen the pictures...
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans (although yesterday I was wearing some killer khakis)
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski (streaming is for turds)
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] local hardcore punk legends Fucked Up. REPRESENT.

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it - for me, currently, it's Kishi Bashi's Manchester, you swine
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[creator]

what is a hipster?

[SquishypuffDave]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [Baileys or Rekorderlig.]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [My lungs are as clean as a whizzle.]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [Fancy patterned collared long-sleeve shirt.]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [Some form of loose quarter-length pants.]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [Whatevs.]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [Talk Talk or Swans.]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [Frontier Psychiatrist]
e. you haven't heard it

[bongritsu]

haha its 2:30 in the morning, my life is spiraling out of control.

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Old fashions, bourbon rye and rum (straight)
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] cigars or nothing
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] Red wing boots
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat (in the summers)
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top? (like right now?)
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] i wear lots of different things
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify] not skin tight jeans

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify] twitter

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] im fine with what ever
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] i cant choose
e. you haven't heard it


I...Is it too late for me?[/b]
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I FEEL DISCRIMINATED AGAINST AS A PERSON OF JUDGEMENT.

[Happymeal]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [Orange Juice]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [Thwack]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [I dunno]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [A multitude of place]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [I wear glasses because I need and want to wear them]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [Strands of silk]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [Pajamas]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [Google.com]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [Depends on the situation, but generally CD or Youtube]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [Modest Mouse]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [Ready 'N Steady]
e. you haven't heard it

[Jackwc]

[Happymeal]

[revolver94]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits (yellows)
d. other [specify]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] Sperry's
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis (shorts)
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com (#
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] radiohead

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] waterloo sunset
e. you haven't heard it
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Spotify link

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[nutso42]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Black Strap rum
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] Absolutely nothing
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks (orange ones)
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op. Go local or be consumed by corporations
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com (seriously, I checked my search history. This is it)
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] Music burned or downloaded onto my laptop
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth Out of these options
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Talking Heads

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0UnhpfpxL8

What's my score?

[nutso42]