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denmarkman
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Age: 31
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- Posted: 06/27/2014 20:09
- Post subject: Cereal-Themed Raps
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Hi, my name's Citizen Kane G and I got somethin' to say.
That peanut butter chocolate I must confess
Is the flavor that I savor that I will address
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl
Recognize the taste that I craver
Reese's Puffs Reese's Puffs,
Wow peanut butter chocolate flavor
So crucial to my breakfast vernacular
That peanut butter combo is oh so spectacular
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
My Reese's Puffs are totally radical
Each peanut butter orb is oh so spherical
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puff, in your bowl,
In your bowl
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Goodsir
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- Posted: 06/27/2014 20:09
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Antonio-Pedro
Subspace Highway Traveler
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Location: Rain forest Kingdom
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HigherThanTheSun
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Location: UK
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- Posted: 06/28/2014 03:28
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We have a sweet shop near where I live and they stock american cereals there, like they're sweets, I've tried some they're grim
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Shut up mate you're boring!
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TheSmithsAreDead
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Location: New Jersey
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- Posted: 06/30/2014 02:22
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If Breaking Bad has taught me anything, it's that Raisin Bran Crunch is the cereal to invest in.
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denmarkman
Gender: Male
Age: 31
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- Posted: 06/30/2014 03:06
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| TheSmithsAreDead wrote: | | If Breaking Bad has taught me anything, it's that Raisin Bran Crunch is the cereal to invest in. |
Bahaha, I've been going through and re-watching the show with my mom, and we literally just watched that episode an hour ago.
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Defago
Your Most Favorite User
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Location: Lima
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- Posted: 06/30/2014 03:41
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| HigherThanTheSun wrote: | | We have a sweet shop near where I live and they stock american cereals there, like they're sweets, I've tried some they're grim |
Well American cereals are literally sweets.
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Puncture Repair
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- Posted: 06/30/2014 07:31
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Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,
Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.
The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.
Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away
Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment is the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast.
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- Posted: 06/30/2014 07:54
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| Puncture Repair wrote: | Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,
Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.
The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.
Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away
Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast. |
you beautiful human being
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denmarkman
Gender: Male
Age: 31
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- Posted: 06/30/2014 07:55
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| Puncture Repair wrote: | Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,
Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.
The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.
Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away
Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast. |
Thank you, this is what I was waiting for.
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