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babyBlueSedan
Used to be sort of blind, now can sort of see
Gender: Male
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- #11
- Posted: 02/20/2015 02:21
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Mountain Lion - I'd rather walk into a den filled with bears than come across one of these things. Bears will leave you alone or can be tricked into thinking you're a threat - mountain lions won't have none of that shit and won't show any mercy.
Elephant Seal - If I'm ever in a position where I'm near an elephant seal, something has already gone wrong. Plus all it has to do to kill me is sit on me.
Wood Tick - Nothing frightens me more than finding an engorged wood tick in my lower middle region.
Gorilla - I saw one win a fight against a leopard during a computer simulated battle on animal planet once. They're also relatively smart which isn't a trait animals should have.
Like-Like - Seriously, screw those things.
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sp4cetiger
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- Posted: 02/20/2015 03:14
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| RepoMan wrote: |
edit: An esteemed biologist on the dubious risk of being attacked by a candiru...
even if a person were to urinate while "submerged in a stream where candiru live", the odds of that person being attacked by candiru are "(a)bout the same as being struck by lightning while simultaneously being eaten by a shark." |
Confirming what mom always said, "don't piss in the Amazon during a thunderstorm."
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 27
Location: California
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- #13
- Posted: 02/20/2015 03:16
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| RepoMan wrote: | Just use a rubber. 
edit: An esteemed biologist on the dubious risk of being attacked by a candiru...
even if a person were to urinate while "submerged in a stream where candiru live", the odds of that person being attacked by candiru are "(a)bout the same as being struck by lightning while simultaneously being eaten by a shark." |
I saw that on the wikipedia and am crossing my fingers he's right. That said, there is video of it inside of someone ... which I won't post because I'm actually gagging right now, google if you wish, but even if the chances are low, it can happen. Luckily for me (I guess?) there's apparently several documented (and sometimes refuted) cases of it going up lady bits, but it attacking men is rarer, so you know ... that's ... better?
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JMan
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- #14
- Posted: 02/20/2015 03:27
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Eagle, Fox, Bottlenose Dolphin, Octopus, House Cat!
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bongritsu
电子人 ( ｃｙｂｏｒｇ)
Location: bog
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- #15
- Posted: 02/20/2015 04:22
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Death by wild animal is a pretty desirable way to go imo
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Romanelli
Bone Swah
Gender: Male
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
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- #16
- Posted: 02/20/2015 04:42
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If I died at the hands of an American Fuzzy Lop rabbit, my life would have been lived in vain.
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Norman Bates
Gender: Male
Age: 51
Location: Paris, France
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- #17
- Posted: 02/20/2015 08:33
- Post subject: Re: The 5 animals you are most scared of being killed by
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| Kiki wrote: |
2. Sharks - Sure they don't have legs and arms but when you meet them it is more than likely going to be in the water |
And pretty much the whole post.
#cultofkiki
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Norman Bates
Gender: Male
Age: 51
Location: Paris, France
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- #18
- Posted: 02/20/2015 08:38
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| Kiki wrote: | It's likely a lone owl gone vigilante.
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hahaha
Seriously, have you ever considered stand-up comedy as a means to earn a living?
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RepoMan
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- Posted: 02/20/2015 11:14
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| Norman Bates wrote: | hahaha
Seriously, have you ever considered stand-up comedy as a means to earn a living? |
this. Thanks, Kiki!!! I don't know how you do it, but I like it. A lot!
#cultofkiki
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Saoirse
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- Posted: 02/20/2015 11:28
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Anyways I donno a tarantula or something, something where a death is a slow, agonizing process, like being paraylzed on a mountaintop and a grizzly is slowly shredding you for food, something like that I donno.
And I thought there would be at least one bestality/sexual euphenism joke by now. I guess no one's groping the growler today
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