Out Law Hunting

[benpaco]

The BEAners sat at a table. "Is ... is he really gone?" asked SuedeSwede.
"Was he a he?" asked Cuba, another of the youngins. Antonio said something, though the excessive use of the enter key and random capitalization made it impossible to understand. Goodsir shifted uncomfortably as Happymeal muttered something about not commenting on those on the site. Ben was distracted in self pity, staring off into space, and Twilight, beginning to understand, started to tear up.
"You find the others?" Defago asked.
Keith shook his head. "On vacation."
"I see. Listen, kids, as I'm sure you've realized, an_outlaw has gone missing. We aren't quite sure where he went, but it's time we go find him. Some of us grown ups are gonna go looking for him now. We don't know when we'll be back. Take good care of the site." Defago sighed, sad to disappoint the kids.
"It's OK", Keith said, "Precedent can distract them for now. We have bigger problems. Who's going to be our captain?" Behind them, a hand shot up. It was Victoria Justice. "I'll do it" the gif read. Saorise turned the corner, her long hair flowing. "You sure?" Cat Valentine nodded.
"In that case, we're off."

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"Why's it called the Kestrel?" Defago asked.
"Shut your dirty Peruvian mouth" Saorise said, regretting her forgetfullness to change the name.

TO BE CONTINUED
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. . . 2016 . . . 2015 . . .

Things I Make

[benpaco]

They were all ready for take off. Mies and Pa made sarcastic remarks over the radio. Gowie wondered what the point was, as did Skinny and Satie, but somehow all for different reasons. Mercury, Rockie, Repo, and revolver sat at the top of the hill off in the distance, sharing wine and waiting excitedly to watch the takeoff. Brandon and alel had snuck closer to the fence to watch and peeked through excited.

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"Ready?" Saorise asked. They nodded. Norman and Jhereko counted them down from mission control. "5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ..." Drako ran in shouting something about where his socks were, looked up, and realized he wasn't on the ship. "1"

Drako sulked away. Outside, a dark figure approached him. "It's OK", came a voice, "wanna battle?" Drako smiled up at DBZ and his pathetic little Darkrai.

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"So this is space, eh?" Saorise asked. Keith nodded as Defago whined that it was much colder than his rainforest home.

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They were approached by space buccaneers then, who offered to sell them space moonshine. How can you say no to space moonshine? Keith slipped them their fee and the 3 got drunk off their asses that first night.
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. . . 2016 . . . 2015 . . .

Things I Make

[Defago]

I'm going to put off my request for you to check your privilege until I see where this is going.

[Antonio-Pedro]

Cool...


I mean yeah...
outlaw..
...missing...
..we need
to find..


......outlaw

Fun fact I dreamed he came back to BEA last night
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[SuedeSwede]

The username decodes to 'ao'

The message decodes to:

THE FIREWORKS WERE RIGGED
YOU NEED TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH
THE PERUVIAN DID IT
HIS MAFIA ARE AFTER ME
I NEED URGENT HELP
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[satiemaniac]

inb4 ao is banned to stem the tides of doubled-up username users for forum spam

[pa]

I'm a space moonshine addict...

[pa]

...go on benpaco!

[SquishypuffDave]

This binary vagabond is nothing but a crude travesty. I demand that their slanderous comments be removed immediately.

[NickVolos]

He is on another job interview...
Only this time he didn't make it through....
After that, he (?) decided to live up to his name...
Watch out for the latest news...

We love you an_outlaw... Please come back...
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"And can’t you see you’re in on it?
You were born though you need not
And is that not some cause
For worship, being born among these trees?"