Bad Poetry Contest: Redux

[nutso42]

Hey, how's about another bad poetry contest? The BEAMAs and the Best Ever Novels poll are nearing their individual wrap-ups, thus this seemed the perfect time to jump in.

I've given zero thought to when to begin accepting submissions, nor when to set the cutoff date, so am completely open to suggestions.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Would Dec 14th be too early of a cutoff, and then we PM our poems?
Got my entry written already and I'm quite excited.
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" A Minor Setback"
Evil T. Cat, 1995

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def gonna participate this time, but not gonna have much time to think up some excrement until finals week ends (wish me luck)