New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

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cestuneblague
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  • Posted: 04/27/2016 05:24
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What y'all want advice on (nothing toooooo personal cuz you know why), this is the thread for it I guess. Alel snookums how about you start us off
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alelsupreme
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ALL WELCOME NO FEE FOR ADVICE.

ASURSHSUPREME INC. TAKE NO LEGAL OR MORAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES THAT YOU MAY FACE AFTER FOLLOWING OUR ADVICE
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cestuneblague
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Yeah I think I already regret making this thread, but oh LEL.


So, Alelsupreme, what do you do when your new apartment stinks worse than the South Cumbrian slaughterhouse?
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Dear Sursh and Lel,

what's the easiest way to scrub goose blood off of egyptian cotton?
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alelsupreme
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CryingGameDahlin wrote:
Yeah I think I already regret making this thread, but oh LEL.


So, Alelsupreme, what do you do when your new apartment stinks worse than the South Cumbrian slaughterhouse?


Fester.

dividesbyzero wrote:
Dear Sursh and Lel,

what's the easiest way to scrub goose blood off of egyptian cotton?


I have plenty of experience with duck blood but goose blood is a whole nother deal, gonna have to pass this one onto Sursh sorry.
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cestuneblague
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dividesbyzero wrote:
Dear Sursh and Lel,

what's the easiest way to scrub goose blood off of egyptian cotton?



Make sure the detergent is at an appropiate PH-level, get a very cold vat of water, add in some of the saliva of Khal Drogo and then sacrifice a lamb, and voila clean egyptian cotton!


Also I know those geese are all "loosy-goosey" but still control yourself son
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Dear Sursh and Supreme,

So a while ago I joined a website that was all about music and discovering new albums and all sorts of cool stuff, and it was great. But lately all I can think about is movies and reading the uninformed opinion of drunk people. What should I do?

- Love, Nutso
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nutso42 wrote:
Dear Sursh and Supreme,

So a while ago I joined a website that was all about music and discovering new albums and all sorts of cool stuff, and it was great. But lately all I can think about is movies and reading the uninformed opinion of drunk people. What should I do?

- Love, Nutso


This is known as level 3 BEAism. This is dangerous but treatable. I would recommend an immediate cessation of all activity on BEA, and a strict musical diet of merely singles - to deter you from hearing something new and going to add it on a chart. Failure to do so will see your BEAism become more serious until you find yourself online at 5am looking at old threads about Miley Cyrus and making support threads.
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Dear Sursh and Lel,

I have a difficulty accepting and following others' advice. I often lash out violently against anyone that attempts to do so. Please help!
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alelsupreme
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meccalecca wrote:
Dear Sursh and Lel,

I have a difficulty accepting and following others' advice. I often lash out violently against anyone that attempts to do so. Please help!


Keep the hell away from us you dangerous lunatic.
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