What if BEA Members were characters from ______

[Wombi]

Okay so I said I wouldn't do the "Hall Of Fame" thing, so instead I'll compare everyone to characters from Star Wars everyone wins. And please don't be offended anyone; this is just for funsos. and if you don't know who these characters are I feel bad for you.

let's get started (in no particular order):

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Darth Vader = purple

Pure evil! with a massive black dick...plus he's the most popular character

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Qui Gon Jinn = Mr. Shankly

One of the mentors. Endlessly reliable. See that under his arm? yeah? that's his wing - he'll take you the fuck under it.

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R2-D2 = Jackcw

"Beep boop boop beep. WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOO!" Awwwww who doesn't love this little energetic guy!

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General Grievious = 40footwolf

I wanted someone badass to represent wolf. And the 4 different lightsabres represent his eclecticism (Prog, Funk, Metal & Hip-Hop)

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Jabba The Hutt = an_outlaw

I don't know what the fuck he's saying a lot of the time but I know I don't want to fuck with him - he'll mess you up. Definitely one of the most distinct and memorable characters.

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Luke Skywalker = Squishypuff Dave

there were a few candidates for the part of Luke but Squishy won out. A fresh faced young man ready for anything, who is mostly optimistic. The hero of BEA! Plus Luke would totally be into Dissonant, nightmarish, atmospheric tunes.

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Padme Amidala = Mancsoulsister

I had to cast the 2 girls as the...2 girls right Originally had Mancsoulsister as Leia and then I realised (SPOILERS!!!! for the noobs) Queen Amidala is Leia's mother and there is only one way it can be. The queen ( ) stands by her beliefs and she can be wavered by none. Oh baby that midriff (both of you )

Count Dooku = RFNAPLES

You thought I'd cast him as a droid didn't you? well I don't roll that way! never have never will. Anyway, Dooku is old. Oh wait there's more...he seems kind of like a republican (he heads the confederacy of independent systems) and he is angered by the bureaucracy of the galactic senate (Obama!). Plus he only knows one way - the way of pain! (or is that saruman? I always get confused).

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Lando Calrissian = Shanespear

Look at him: so sexy and suave, yet all in that amazing retro way. Also he's hardly in the films, he should be around way more

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Moff Tarkin = Captain Dude

that guy.

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Mace Windu = bork

the level headed master of reason. He will negotiate first if he can but when all else fails he will knock you the fuck out. Total BMF.

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Tuskan Raider = Taric

Quite an enigma. No one really understands what motivates them but they are one of the coolest creations.

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Yoda = JoyofDivision

Another mentor. Yoda comes with the greatest of advice (recommendations ) and his consistent calm is a lesson for all. Unless he snaps and suddenly gets his lightsabre ready ("Trout Mask Replica is not music!!!!")

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C-3PO = Applerill

There are rumours that he is secretly gay, but most agree that he is asexual. Lots of unintentional laughs and interesting thoughts - and we love him for it. plus C-3PO is definitely an Alanis fan.

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Han Solo = Necharsian

Probably the part most people would like to be cast in. Witty, action-ready and has his own style. Actually I chose my good friend Necharsian because the person Han loves most...is Han. "I Love You!"..."I Necharsian!"

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Obnoxious Star Wars Nerd = Hairymarx

He knows everything and he knows it better than you. Oh and he'll tell you how and why...on the greatest of battlefields - The Internet!



END OF PART ONE of "Jhereko was kinda bored this morning"

but he will return in PART TWO "Had some lunch and a bit of a nap and now I will finish what I started"

[Jackwc]

Morning? Oh, right, time zones. Hmm... lemme see... I'm lazy, so I should probably pick a universe with very few characters...

Hmm...

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[Polythene Pam]

LOL




This is pretty brilliant

So can people choose a different topic and put it here, eg Members from BEA were Pokemon?

[ShaneSpear]

[Guest]

So I got it on with Iggy Pop!

OH YEAH!!!!

[Guest]

[Wombi]

[Bork]

I wanted to be Han, but I'm secretly flattered.

I guess Jhereko would have to be Jar Jar Binks, because of...well...he's like a Kangaroo.

[Wombi]

[Jackwc]