I miss JoannaJewsom...

[Norman Bates]

...and sure hope she'll be back soon, where is she ?

[40footwolf]

She actually PM'd me to say that she was tired of all the dickheads and morons and that she had wasted too much energy on them, and was not coming back.

So...yeah.

[telefunker]

maybe we missed the cruise that was being discussed.. either that or he/she's closing in on naples' house as we speak with a copy of psychology for dummies!
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no fat chicks

[purple]

or brohio's house...

[Richie Hunt]

Jewsom didn't leave because of Naples and she didnt leave because of Dickheads...

You want the truth, well you can't handle the truth!

anyways, i'll tell you the truths about JJ's disapearance.

Sadly Jewsom recently came down with a bout of the flu.
Wanting to swiftly deal with this flu Jewsom went to the one source of knowledge she had come to trust.. the one web site to which she has always been able to nut out lifes biggest issues and her own personal ones. Thats right, she went to the "Forums" of the besteveralbums.com....

As always, the forums provided what JJ was after. A remedy for the flu. Garlic. Loads and loads of garlic.

At this stage i'd like to point out something you guys didnt know about Jewsom. Jewsom is, i mean, was a vampire. Yep, some of you might have figured already - note she only posted at night and wanted Naples blood.

Anyway, not aware the remedy for flu would only work on mere mortal human beings, she obtained her garlic and had herself a garlic feast. Now we all know garlic and vampires dont mix. I dont need to explain how it ended but will say this. We will all miss her.

So there you have it, the truth about the disapearance of our beloved Jewsom. A misunderstood beast, who desperately wanted to get rid of the flu. RIP

note - you can see the remedy for the flu in a post by Master Norman Bates WARNING not for vampires!

[telefunker]

wow.. my pseudoscientific medicinal advice claims another victim.. maybe it's time i quit the practice..

seriously, it will suck here without jewsom. fact.
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no fat chicks

[Norman Bates]

[joannajewsom]

Man, you guys rule. I came to respond to some PMs concerning my whereabouts and thought I'd check out what's been going on, and here I stumble across this thread. Awesome.

You know, I'm not going to let a few people ruin this site for me. If I were to leave for good, the terrorists would win. I'll just stay away from them and hope they won't attack me. I hate to disappoint those who found my long-winded rants to be entertaining, but I'm not going to waste my time on that stuff anymore. Only worthwhile and fun conversation.

[badfaith]

I must admit that JJ's posts were always amusing...even if she scares me.
But then, that is quite arousing.

[Richie Hunt]

Being an arousing vampire is all the rage these days.. they have their own books, movies, soundtracks and internet forum posts