hipster test

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seeing that I'm #2 hipster on the site (#1, if hairy is determined to be 'pseudo-hipster') I decided there should be a hipster test. un-surprisingly, all the hipster tests already created on the intarwebz aren't hipster enough... answer questions honestly, all results are determined by the collective BEA user group condemning you to hipster-dom. Feel free to copy this post and bold the answers that you choose. feel free to add questions to the test; this is supposed to be fun.

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify]
e. you haven't heard it

[purple]

first go, until things are added

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] everything under the sun
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits no additives brosef
d. other [specify]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify]
c. loafers
d. Chucks unless I'm in the field, then I'm sporting all-natural boots
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins well, close enough
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed haha, you didn't thinkI was that hipster, did you?
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle but I am kind of a hipster bitch...
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel goddamnit... it's the geology, not the music I swear
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis haha, bitchez
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com yeah
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only, broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] I just don't give a fuck
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Joanna

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette - "Hello"
e. you haven't heard it

[Saoirse]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Whiskey sour
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] black and milds
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] whatever's the lowest clearence price at payless
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn (cuz I walk and I am a unicorn )

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] Charlie Brown and office space T
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] Library and whatever else is available to me
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] The Shangri-Las

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Gimme Danger
e. you haven't heard it

[purple]

[Bork]

1. What do you drink?
d. other [specify] - At the moment Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

2. what do you smoke?
d. other [specify] - Not a thing. Chew is healthier and tastes better.

3. What shoes do you sport?
b. other [specify] - Preferably scuffed up cowboy boots but J&M's (yes, with laces) for work

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket

5. how's your vision?
e. other [specify] - Bad. Contacts.

6. mode of transportation?
d. other [specify] - Pickup truck.

7. how's your top?
d. other [specify] - Plain solid color $5 t-shirt

8. how's your bottom?
e. other [specify] - Boot cut Cinch jeans.

9. most visited website?
e. other [specify] - google.com

10. how do you listen to music?
d. other [specify] - Winamp. Regular mp3's for the most part.

11. greatest band ever?
e. other [specify] - The Beatles, but my favorite is my dad's golf game.

12. greatest single ever?
d. other [specify] The P-90, but I prefer humbuckers.

[purple]

[Bork]

[Polythene Pam]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [specify] Vodka and whatever
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] Anything that is not tobacco
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] I don't really wear shoes
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify] Shop? I prefer theft.

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed, actually they are but I don't have any
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify] People
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] whatever is practical, currently a loose Chinese collared shirt.
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts. not lycra
d. capris
e. other [specify]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify] teamliquid, yeah I am a huge nerd.

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify] However.
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] Newsom

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Umm, I have no idea, I couldn't even name the singles of most of my favourite bands. What are singles?
e. you haven't heard it

[cartoken]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless (plenty of good wine here in France
d. other [specify]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [specify] currently mt neighbor horrible cooking
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [specify] Timberland
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [specify] a t shirt written in Korean
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [specify] boxer underwear

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify] /www.google.com

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [specify] The Strokes, but can be the answer C as well

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [specify] Soma
e. you haven't heard it[/quote]

[alelsupreme]

1. What do you drink?
a. mixed stuff
b. Pabst Blue Ribbon
c. wine, which I pretend to enjoy even if it's tasteless
d. other [Cola and Juice]
e. absinthe and cognac

2. what do you smoke?
a. Marlboros
b. menthols
c. American Spirits
d. other [Nothing]
e. crack

3. What shoes do you sport?
a. Nikes
b. other [trainers, hell if I know the brand]
c. loafers
d. Chucks
e. moccasins

4. Where do you shop for food?
a. supermarket
b. local co-op
c. I garden everything I eat
d. I don't eat; I only drink alcohol with dissolvable vitamins
e. other [specify]

5. how's your vision?
a. no glasses needed
b. I wear glasses because I need them
c. I wear thick-rimmed glasses with no lenses
d. I wear my sunglasses in the club
e. other [specify]

6. mode of transportation?
a. public/personal vehicle
b. cycle
c. walking
d. other [specify]
e. unicorn

7. how's your top?
a. flannel
b. polo
c. band T
d. other [plain T Shirt]
e. ripped fluorescent tank top

8. how's your bottom?
a. khakis
b. skin tight jeans
c. biking shorts
d. capris
e. other [regular shorts]

9. most visited website?
a. besteveralbums.com
b. somethingawful.com
c. pitchfork.com
d. redtube.com
e. other [specify]

10. how do you listen to music?
a. streaming on the web (spotify counts as this, right?)
b. vinyl only broski
c. ipod
d. other [specify]
e. I only listen to atmosphere as 4'33" intended

11. greatest band ever?
a. Pavement
b. you haven't heard it
c. Sonic Youth
d. Lil B
e. other [Beatles]

12. greatest single ever?
a. Gold Sounds
b. Round and Round
c. All My Friends
d. other [God Only Knows I guess]
e. you haven't heard it

I got no hipster points.