Movies.org

[L Lawliet]

The website is so wonderful it really does need it's own thread. Post your favourite movie reviews from. http://www.movieguide.org/

No more religious debate though please, keep that nonsense in the RFNAPLES memorial forum.



Hanna Montanna The Movie

"Miley Cyrus delivers a fun, yet strongly emotional performance and carries the movie. The movie is heartfelt, with Miley having to choose whether she wants to be the “real” Miley from the small town or the superstar."
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She's dead, wrapped in plastic.

Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale.

[nutso42]

You've got to be kidding.

[Defago]

Acceptability Ratings: +4 to -4
+4 EXEMPLARY: Biblical, usually Christian, worldview, with no questionable elements whatsoever.
+3 MORAL: Some minor questionable elements.
+2 GOOD: Moderately questionable elements.
+1 WORTHWHILE: Discernment required for young children.
-1 CAUTION: Discretion advised for older children.
-2 EXTREME CAUTION: Discretion advised for adults.
-3 EXCESSIVE: Excessive sex, violence, immorality, and/or worldview problems.
-4 ABHORRENT: Intentional blasphemy, evil, gross immorality, and/or worldview problems.

Seems like a site perfect for a certain user!

EDIT: nevermind I just read the other thread.

[Guest]

From "Princess Mononoke"
"False religion & paganism about the gods of the forest, including the "great forest spirit," who turn into demons when angry, & their war with men, plus strong occultism (including witchcraft), environmentalism & political correctness about nature; 7 obscenities & 2 profanities mostly by a Japanese monk; extreme violence with bloodshed including arms cut off, heads cut off, flesh rotting, blood pumping from heart, women of town proposition hero; alcohol use with some drunkenness; and, lying & deceit."

I'm really confused. Is that a thing? Political correctness about nature? XD

[ButterThumbz]

From "Paranorman"

"Very strong mixed pagan worldview with very strong pro-occult content, including witchcraft, witch paraphernalia, vampire emphasis, zombies, main character speaks with the dead, plus strong Romantic political correctness against bullying and intolerance of people who are different; two obscenities, three profanities, scatological commentary about urinating and ghost comes out of toilet, among other crude content; immoral homosexual joke where one boy says he has a boyfriend; upper male nudity with man in towel, scantily clad girl, animated characters with curvy bodies; children don’t listen to their parents, parents seen with little intelligence, preteen boy watches violent movies, adults seen as not intelligent."

What the hell is "strong romantic political correctness"? And what's wrong with being against bullying and intolerance? "upper male nudity with man in towel"? It's a puppet!

[Puncture Repair]

Shawshank:

"male rear nudity help to establish the "hell" that prisoners go through but are disturbing for the discerning viewer"

[ButterThumbz]

Drag Me To Hell

"Very strong occult worldview where a demon and a demonic curse win victory and heroine consults misguided, ultimately wicked and incompetent psychics and spiritualist mediums instead of relying on the power of Jesus Christ and the insights of the Bible, plus curse in movie implies that gypsies have power to curse people into Hell even though it is our sins that condemn us to Hell, so this is a strong example of a false religious (FRFR) notion that is not theologically or biblically true; five obscenities, two strong profanities and 14 light, mostly exclamatory profanities; very scary, sometimes gruesome and gross violence includes young woman fights an elderly crazy gypsy woman by kicking and punching and shoving a metal object into her throat, shadowy demon flings young woman against stove and other objects two or three times, other characters go flying during crazy séance sequence, implied sacrifice of kitten, corpse vomits liquid into young woman’s mouth, blood starts spraying from young woman’s nose and gets on her boss, anvil hits physical ghost on head and its eyes and brain pop out, demon drags boy into Hell, boy falls onto marble floor from inner balcony, demon drags woman to Hell as train barrels down on them, woman tries to return cursed object to dead gypsy woman’s corpse in her grave during a rainstorm, demon possess a goat and another séance participant, woman has heart attack, etc.; no sex scenes but kissing and unmarried couple shown sleeping together in bed, so there’s a very light hint of fornication with no scene actually leading into them sleeping in the bed together; alcohol use; and, gypsy woman expects another extension after missing two mortgage payments, gypsy woman curses protagonist with a threat of eternal punishment, lying, gypsy woman physically attacks another woman when she doesn’t get her way, and snobbery."

...and snobbery! XD

[Patman360]

Fight Club:

"Tyler says that "the things you own, end up owning you." This may sound good for those trying to get away from American materialism, but to what end? Mother Teresa gave up materialism for a life of service to the poor, not wreckage and carnage."
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[ButterThumbz]

Brace yourself, Christians!

Let The Right One In:

"children in bathing suits at school pool."

I'm all for free speech but someone needs to be locked up for writing this!

[Polythene Pam]

Where did you find this???

Best site I have ever seen.