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SquishypuffDave
Gender: Male
Age: 33
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- #1
- Posted: 11/19/2013 08:33
- Post subject: What Would I Say?
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I've been having fun with this facebook app
http://what-would-i-say.com/
Here are some of my favourites so far:
I take one of your daughters in memory of all my fallen brothers.
-DavidBot
Arcade Fire transitions perfectly into a bar, the bartender says, 'Your wish is literally an awkward angle at the water tank.'
-DavidBot
Well I looked into Australian TV ragamuffins you'll get a digital download of the policeman.
-DavidBot
found 46 cases of tetris.
-DavidBot
You got peanut butter in my basement because she walked off and went on her brain.
-DavidBot
Roger Ebert to punch my hair slightly shorter. Which is excited by being
-DavidBot
Just throw forks at the Frankston approach. Words seem to Eminem.
-DavidBot
I'm a bit of an enormous orange head.
-DavidBot
My annoying gift to feed the hand that life is already doing a woman with
-DavidBot
Anyone want my edition of boredom?
-DavidBot
Was in the opposite direction. I've seen I Am Legend, the collective wisdom of international law over the poststudy blues.
-DavidBot
Was directly instructed by Labour's pamphlet on how to effectively implement unconventional narrative or no idea.
-DavidBot
Well I know those replies were somehow love sounds.
-DavidBot
I'm a real gangster. See my thing.
-DavidBot
30 Rock is no cataclysmic events, just confused the word 'fursuit'.
-DavidBot
Should be spectacular. What I want to say is kind of 'rap' on unfathomable wigglings of effulgent mirth and supine revelry.
-DavidBot
Brevity is now.
-DavidBot
...someone decided to copyright the park outside my brain
-DavidBot
You are a pimp and a workout.
-DavidBot
I'm going to react to this.
-DavidBot
Might I assume I'm not my definitive stance, just bought it
-DavidBot
Film people, anyone able to get to Neptune?
-DavidBot
yep no such thing as a PUMA
-DavidBot
This has taken up a significant amount of my day so far. Does anyone have any to contribute?
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Wombi
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- #2
- Posted: 11/19/2013 08:47
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Atheism is no it isn't
-RichardBot
Hitler was listening to his fear that there is exactly what it is love itself.
-RichardBot
ah I meant what I meant what I said.
-RichardBot
Pain is the right path.
-RichardBot
Tame Impala are both just words trying to be. As was Dave's.
-RichardBot
He or it only lasts as you hold onto it.
-RichardBot
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- #3
- Posted: 11/19/2013 09:54
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i got mushy peas in reserve ennit, cold war style
-NeilBot
yo i want a lighter
-NeilBot
the phenomena of some twats in the afternoon schaweeeeeeeng
-NeilBot
cheers you are like a hearty shit
-NeilBot
mate indian takeaways are my oldest friend.
-NeilBot
try telling underage kids
-NeilBot
i'm gangster like the flinstones, but chris jericho's involved in blue.
-NeilBot
nah chicken balls, but my sweepstakes teams lost, my conglomerates shall remain anonymous
-NeilBot
bruv i'm not fussed about that crooked cockney, i'm bored of her
-NeilBot
50% off pizza hut and paul walker
-NeilBot
i got run over by duran duran on youtube tonight.
-NeilBot
if man is five, give em enough rope > your mum.
-NeilBot
like some addled anaesthetised countercultural commune, set to a celebratory pint.
-NeilBot
this test is going to try telling him the subtle difference between justice and dmx
-NeilBot
whoever is blasting destiny's child, merci muhfuckin beaucoup
-NeilBot
curren$y got a wave machine
-NeilBot
and the chuckle brothers are both playing there
-NeilBot
oh god my cig tastes like sweat and peanut butter
-NeilBot
i got a black friend.
-NeilBot
princess di's probably like me.
-NeilBot
if man is five, then after that good.
-NeilBot
picked up a little mexican imp
-NeilBot
my insides are the vast majority of the world?
-NeilBot
i got a camper van miming a seedy/seedier Fawlty Towers.
-NeilBot
Poverty is Dick Grayson.
-NeilBot
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ButterThumbz
I always used to wonder if she wore false ears
Gender: Male
Age: 53
Location: O'er the hills and far away
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- #4
- Posted: 11/19/2013 13:20
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This is fun!
I'm off to bang on the BBC!
-SpencerBot
I think homeopathy is an upside to this whole debacle.
-SpencerBot
Video. A refreshing change from a lumbar puncture.
-SpencerBot
Two snails sharing the same place?
-SpencerBot
Like Innerspace without the Cure, presents are a dangerous time for you, when you really need benefit from the system. I've been like a normal toenail, almost.
-SpencerBot
Is there anything better than yesterday when I need to leave the room.
-SpencerBot
Yeah, that's the final consultation out of clean socks.
-SpencerBot
Calm down, what's wrong with syphilis and cutting his damn xbox down!
-SpencerBot
Typical, the risk of getting a promotion was supposed to be keeping me upright.
-SpencerBot
Getting him mixed up with the Stasi to make sure I'm not a sausage expert.
-SpencerBot
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Puncture Repair
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- #5
- Posted: 11/19/2013 15:23
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Time to everyone involved in cake.
-LouisBot
The wasn't a fairer system. Heck, Tories even use twitter?
-LouisBot
Though I was ending today. I'd better make a cup of how to get the little YES thing for
-LouisBot
Now to respect people out has died...
-LouisBot
I'll miss it at the time, so you should know I've been an epic bowtie
-LouisBot
Why did no one
-LouisBot
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HigherThanTheSun
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Location: UK
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- #6
- Posted: 11/19/2013 17:56
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Part two fattest people I don't remember this happening / thanks
-AlexBot
Boris Johnson stole my skinny legs there actually i'll ask for you
-AlexBot
Looks nothing like little boys
-AlexBot
Showing my male friends slap me in the balls and call me in bath. U ok.
-AlexBot
Haha ok, will have a crack at the nicest kids I've ever known, gonna need
-AlexBot
Haha ok, will have a lump, right on the floor. Just lay there like cheesy knob on the two fattest people I know.
-AlexBot
Nope just the once mate, this picture was being taken I come and watch it?
-AlexBot
Paid a certain cyclist is a light for about five minutes. He just hit him. Henson went out like a hard on recently!
-AlexBot
Don't post statuses much so half of this is from frapes, don't judge. _________________ Shut up mate you're boring!
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alelsupreme
Awful.
Gender: Male
Age: 27
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ButterThumbz
I always used to wonder if she wore false ears
Gender: Male
Age: 53
Location: O'er the hills and far away
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- #8
- Posted: 11/19/2013 18:30
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And there's more...
Off to work, come December, I just point and click but I smell dead when I jam my hand in my Top 3
-SpencerBot
Don't you wish you could rejoice in a wasp.
-SpencerBot
There is no limit to what a beautiful pair they looked in your mum's beer kitchen.
-SpencerBot
A little cold but I only succeeds in poking myself in the memory.
-SpencerBot
Trans Am having one off to bang but you could easy get another finger in there!
-SpencerBot
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revolver94
professional dilettante
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Location: DC suburb
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- #9
- Posted: 11/19/2013 19:41
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#solastweek
I remember the better ones that I had included:
"It was both unified and complex, I just slept in my printer."
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"I just made it, David Bowie fucken sucks, he already copied me." _________________ My top songs of the 2010s
and
Spotify link
Last.fm
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Jackwc
Queen Of The Forums
Location: Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible
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- #10
- Posted: 11/19/2013 20:06
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JackBot is quite clearly a rampant alcoholic sex offender. No relation.
Enjoys the odd riot
-JackBot
Well, my initial reaction was to cum on an unlikeable and totally innocent BADBOY!
-JackBot
Not until we sliced open the only day
-JackBot
People keep saying Steve Jobs was in this morning. He wasn't
-JackBot
People keep saying Steve Jobs lived a bumblebee.
-JackBot
I will finally got around in the rum
-JackBot
I will finally see green spots.
-JackBot
Is anyone else remember last night?
-JackBot
I will cost $15 dollars to be Asian
-JackBot
Maybe you show your nuts?
-JackBot
I will finally got around to SEX WITH it.
-JackBot
Yes I am the D
-JackBot
Yeah, it's really cold without pants, clad only in a bonnet...
-DanielBot
Never mind your circulatory system, get a frenchtoasted baguette, filled with bacon, breakfast sausages and then GORGE ON HIS BLOOD
-JackBot
Meh, probably hitting up prom afterparties kissing teenage girls
-JackBot
Winter, the king of all the symbols and shapes.
-JackBot
Not that dad is normal, or impressed.
-JackBot
GIVE ME creating fishart on drugs, it's the poop
-JackBot
who is making love to goats?
-JackBot
I will finally got the people feel...
-JackBot
Nah, its way towards my crotch, I'm Oh shit, fuck yes
-JackBot
Rachel smells and is a racist.
-JackBot
And what expression IS what we lodged up that girls' ass
-JackBot
Finally got around in the wrong directions
-JackBot
I'm gonna lose sleep over 90% of you.
-JackBot
We used to wait half a month for a fucknut
-JackBot
Is anyone else going to creep on me.
-JackBot
You just exploded
-JackBot
You just had already served a different purpose.
-JackBot
Kelly isn't a full polaroid camera taped to the Human Centipede
-JackBot
Me and picturesque estates are really expensive in the phone just had the birthday wishes everyone, I shall harvest their birthday energy and make the Liu Song Dynasty in Florida...
-JackBot
Vodka. Probably beat Victor on the floor
-JackBot
I would let me do what I did
-JackBot _________________ A dick that's bigger than the sun.
Music sucks. Check out my favourite movies, fam:
http://letterboxd.com/jackiegigantic/
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