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drakonium
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- Posted: 11/27/2013 22:54
- Post subject: Let's build the coolest person ever
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I've thought about a game. Here are the rules.
The goal is to find the characteristics of the person with the coolest musical tastes ever. We will build them together : each user has to post a new detail of that person's tastes. You can post more than once, but let's say the same user can't post twice in a row, otherwise the same guy will list everything and it will kill the fun. I'll gather all the characteristics in the OP, and maybe we will be able to build their chart, personal favorites, opinions regarding music in general, and even personality.
Obviously, you are free to disagree with someone's proposition; just explain why, and we'll decide who knows about the cool.
To make short, we'll call that person the SWAG (Specimen With Awesome Goûts). Here is how they are at the moment :
The SWAG likes every musical genre. From free jazz to harsh noise to bubblegum pop to nu metal, the SWAG loves bands and artists of all styles, movements, and aesthetics. It doesn't mean they love every band obviously; but you'll never find a genre the SWAG will call "boring", "shitty", or "stupid". Disliking a whole genre is the key to be automatically considered uncool.
The SWAG's favourite genres are twee pop and black metal.
The SWAG has never spoken the words "objective" or "subjective".
The SWAG is filing awesome.
The SWAG is immune to all sorts of hipsterism and would never fish around for praise of his or her ecclectic tastes. Therefore the SWAG would never feel the need to include a Sigur Ros album on any of his or her best ever lists.
The SWAG would scrap his chart and rebuild it often to make sure he was still happy with how it worked, much like fancy clockmakers break up their clocks and rebuild them just to make sure they really get how they work.
The SWAG considers no music to be bad. Instead, the SWAG will describe said music as being of "alternative quality".
The SWAG believes the best music has to offer is yet to come.
The SWAG is a hot girl in her mid 20s.
The SWAG has the ability to talk in an introspective way and still not be pretentious.
The SWAG has exhaustive knowledge of music theory but never brings it up in conversation.
THE SWAG IS A HALF-IRISH, HALF-INDIAN GIRL WHO ENJOYS GRILLED CHEESE AND NICK CAVE.
The SWAG will only sleep with guys who have heard of Nick Drake.
The SWAG plays no sports, but still takes performance-enhancing drugs and wears a cup at all times.
The SWAG's favorite film is Rosemary's Baby.
Don't hesitate to give the SWAG both general opinions (like I did) and very precise ones ("The SWAG loves that particular band/album and dislikes that one", etc), and to justify them if you feel the need to. Also, please write sentences concerning the SWAG in bold, so I can spot them more easily
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alelsupreme
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Gender: Male
Age: 27
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Defago
Your Most Favorite User
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Location: Lima
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- Posted: 11/27/2013 23:06
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The Swag enjoys Meat Loaf and in his head he pretends he's a bat. He also pretends to fly and makes screeching noises when there's nobody nearby.
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- Posted: 11/27/2013 23:37
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The SWAG's favourite genres are twee pop and black metal.
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nutso42
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- Posted: 11/28/2013 00:03
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The SWAG has never spoken the words "objective" or "subjective"
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- #6
- Posted: 11/28/2013 00:20
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The SWAG is filing awesome.
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Bork
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Location: Vinson Mountain, GA
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- Posted: 11/28/2013 04:56
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The SWAG is immune to all sorts of hipsterism and would never fish around for praise of his or her ecclectic tastes. Therefore the SWAG would never feel the need to include a Sigur Ros album on any of his or her best ever lists
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 27
Location: California
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- #8
- Posted: 11/28/2013 05:01
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The SWAG would scrap his chart and rebuild it often to make sure he was still happy with how it worked, much like fancy clockmakers break up their clocks and rebuild them just to make sure they really get how they work. _________________
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SquishypuffDave
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Age: 33
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- Posted: 11/28/2013 05:27
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The SWAG considers no music to be bad. Instead, the SWAG will describe said music as being of "alternative quality".
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Wombi
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- Posted: 11/28/2013 05:33
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The SWAG believes the best music has to offer is yet to come
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