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sp4cetiger
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- #1
- Posted: 01/23/2014 02:30
- Post subject: Choose your weapon...
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A list of the weapons I would use to vanquish the following BEA Users (others will be dealt with in time):
Jasonconfused: a free jazz collective improvisation
Jackwc: a ten-hour AMC classic movie marathon
BrandonMeow: doped catnip
drakonium: a photo of BrandonMeow in chains. *check*
Norman Bates: a baguette
HTTS: an ICBM (I ain't getting near him)
Mancsoulsister: *check*
Listmeister: an eraser
Precedent: straight camp
JMan: inaccurate directions to a Meatloaf concert
benpaco: a light shove. *check*
swedenman: a bad chart rating
The Poe: sunlight
Nutso: run of another BEA tournament
tekin: *check*
mecca: a spouse (muahaha)
Romanelli: a brief jog
Antonio-Pedro: child services
ppnw: ignition interlock
an_outlaw: a mirror and a passage from Sartre
En garde.
UPDATE:
RockyRaccoon: obstinate disagreement *check*
Jhereko: bludgeoned with outdated BEUA *check*
alelsupreme: beaten to the punch *check*
Necharsian: hmmm... you win this round
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RockyRaccoon
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Location: Maryland
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sp4cetiger
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- #3
- Posted: 01/23/2014 03:06
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| RockyRaccoon wrote: | | I assume I'm not on this list because I'm undefeatable. Which makes sense. |
I disagree, and I refuse to agree to disagree.
[/fight]
[/obscure reference to one of your posts]
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 27
Location: California
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- #4
- Posted: 01/23/2014 03:27
- Post subject: Re: Choose your weapon...
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| sp4cetiger wrote: |
benpaco: a light shove
En garde. |
Legitimately lold. Had a kid try this in fifth grade. He ended up getting his ass kicked ... all you'd really have to do to defeat me is make me feel ever so slightly guilty and I'd apologize for the next year and a half. I count that as vanquished.
All it takes to beat you is to steal your handy dandy notebook, though, I think I can get my hands on that ...
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sp4cetiger
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- #5
- Posted: 01/23/2014 03:43
- Post subject: Re: Choose your weapon...
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| benpaco wrote: | | Legitimately lold. Had a kid try this in fifth grade. He ended up getting his ass kicked ... all you'd really have to do to defeat me is make me feel ever so slightly guilty and I'd apologize for the next year and a half. I count that as vanquished. |
The memory of beating up a fifth grader didn't make you feel guilty?
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 27
Location: California
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- #6
- Posted: 01/23/2014 04:05
- Post subject: Re: Choose your weapon...
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| sp4cetiger wrote: | | The memory of beating up a fifth grader didn't make you feel guilty? |
Alright, here's a story all about how I was an idiot in fifth grade. I was gonna write this in time to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but screw it, I'm not that good. So there was this huge kid in my grade, bout 5'10, 120 or 130 (it's fifth grade, keep in mind). A new kid, who stood a little over 4 foot and probably weighed about as much as a basketball, was talking to him about IDK what, but I saw the huge kid shove the new kid into the mud. I immediately went over to go tell him what he did was wrong, he lightly shoved me, and I piledrove him. I didn't really know what to do next (you can tell I'm not the kind of person to fight now, let alone in 5th grade), so I just kinda laid there on top of him while he punched me. Eventually I rolled over, let him get up, kicked his legs out, and decided that was enough. A "yard duty monitor" watched the whole thing and apparently just didn't care.
Flashforward to later that day, huge kid comes up to apologize and explain himself. Basically, the new kid was making fun of the huge kid's dying mom because she had cancer. Hence the shove.
So yes. Little bit of guilt. JUST a little.
It's cool though, me and huge kid (who hasn't grown an inch since 5th grade) still talk and got to be pretty good friends in middle school. Every year since 5th grade he's written in my yearbook that I should run for President of the United States of America, because I stood for what was right, and this was the most important in the land of freedom (he was from Kazakhstan, originally).
So a little less guilt. Maybe. A little.
I am vanquished
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sp4cetiger
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- #7
- Posted: 01/23/2014 04:11
- Post subject: Re: Choose your weapon...
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| benpaco wrote: |
I am vanquished |
List updated.
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Necharsian
Best Ever User
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- #8
- Posted: 01/23/2014 04:32
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Here let me play!
Anyone on BEA: Banhammer
I win.
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Wombi
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- #9
- Posted: 01/23/2014 04:40
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sp4cetiger: cloud cover
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sp4cetiger
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- #10
- Posted: 01/23/2014 04:46
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| Jhereko wrote: | | sp4cetiger: cloud cover |
Nice try, but I work with Hubble Space Telescope data.
*bludgeons Jhereko with his BEU Award after his whiff*
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