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CubaZed

As simple as the title says. Share some of your most strange, funny, creepy, sentimental, quirky, depressing, mysterious and embarrassing stories from your life.

CubaZed

One of my own favourite stories occurred two years ago. For the longest time, I had insanely long, silky blonde hair (which, looking back, I'm glad I grew out of). I went to this indie music festival to enjoy myself with a friend. I had some free tickets/backstage passes due to a family friend also playing in the show. While backstage I began talking to Brian Aubert (lead singer/guitarist for The Silversun Pickups). I had met him a few times prior and we talked for a few minutes about the new record and life. After a few minutes he got up to leave and I turned to talk to my friend but suddenly, I felt someone's heavy breath down my neck. Before I could turn around I could feel hands grabbing and massaging my hair and heard a voice whispering in my ear, "It's just as soft as I thought it was." I spun around to see Brian's face grinning maniacally before he bounded off onto stage..... and that was why I cut my hair. Laughing

Defago
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Gender: Male
Age: 31
Location: Lima

Today I slept late because I had no classes. I thought I heard my name being called while I slept but being the deep sleeper I am I didn't even process it. Woke up at 1 p.m., walked into my parents' room looking for my cat, and I find my dad lying on the bathroom floor, naked and looking angry. Turns out he stretched a muscle while taking a dump and fell to the ground and couldn't move since 8 a.m. and had been calling my name. Long story short paramedics took him away in an ambulance and turns out he has a hernia. I feel like a shit son. I can't stop laughing though.

sp4cetiger

Defago wrote:

Today I slept late because I had no classes. I thought I heard my name being called while I slept but being the deep sleeper I am I didn't even process it. Woke up at 1 p.m., walked into my parents' room looking for my cat, and I find my dad lying on the bathroom floor, naked and looking angry. Turns out he stretched a muscle while taking a dump and fell to the ground and couldn't move since 8 a.m. and had been calling my name. Long story short paramedics took him away in an ambulance and turns out he has a hernia. I feel like a shit son. I can't stop laughing though.

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Silver

Defago wrote:

Today I slept late because I had no classes. I thought I heard my name being called while I slept but being the deep sleeper I am I didn't even process it. Woke up at 1 p.m., walked into my parents' room looking for my cat, and I find my dad lying on the bathroom floor, naked and looking angry. Turns out he stretched a muscle while taking a dump and fell to the ground and couldn't move since 8 a.m. and had been calling my name. Long story short paramedics took him away in an ambulance and turns out he has a hernia. I feel like a shit son. I can't stop laughing though.

Defago I love you.

CubaZed

Defago wrote:

Today I slept late because I had no classes. I thought I heard my name being called while I slept but being the deep sleeper I am I didn't even process it. Woke up at 1 p.m., walked into my parents' room looking for my cat, and I find my dad lying on the bathroom floor, naked and looking angry. Turns out he stretched a muscle while taking a dump and fell to the ground and couldn't move since 8 a.m. and had been calling my name. Long story short paramedics took him away in an ambulance and turns out he has a hernia. I feel like a shit son. I can't stop laughing though.

...and that genuinely made my day. Laughing

Kiki

Somebody walked up the stairs this one time when I was home alone... Sad

Facetious

Gender: Male
Age: 24
Location: Somewhere you've never been

an_outlaw wrote:

Somebody walked up the stairs this one time when I was home alone... Sad

AND THEN?

Kiki

Facetious wrote:

AND THEN?

I was really scared in my bedroom and hid under the covers. The next day I found no one and never told anyone what happened.

You know how the house creeks sometimes at night? Contracting from hot air of the day or something like that, I don't know the details. Well noises like those had me on edge that night. I had got out of the bed and was standing by the bedroom door because I wanted to be sure it was the house and not something else. I was there for half a minute straining to hear. Then I heard someone walking up the stairs. I was terrified and I shot straigt back on my bed and hid under the covers. I thought someone was going to come into my room but nothing ever came.

HazeyTwilight
boyfriend in your wet dreams

Gender: Male
Age: 26
Location: Elmo Knows Where You Live

an_outlaw wrote:

I was really scared in my bedroom and hid under the covers. The next day I found no one and never told anyone what happened.

You know how the house creeks sometimes at night? Contracting from hot air of the day or something like that, I don't know the details. Well noises like those had me on edge that night. I had got out of the bed and was standing by the bedroom door because I wanted to be sure it was the house and not something else. I was there for half a minute straining to hear. Then I heard someone walking up the stairs. I was terrified and I shot straigt back on my bed and hid under the covers. I thought someone was going to come into my room but nothing ever came.

That happens to me too! Surprised

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