Hot For Teacher (track)
by Van Halen
Hot For Teacher appears on the following album(s) by Van Halen:
- 1984 (track #6) (this album) (1984)
- The Best Of Both Worlds (track #9) (compilation) (2004)
- Tokyo Dome Live In Concert (track #16) (2015)
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Track ratings | Avg. track rating |
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| ! | 01/29/2026 19:29 | 8,072 | 91/100 | |
| ! | 01/15/2026 05:51 | Exist-en-ciel | 77,721 | 70/100 |
| ! | 01/14/2026 18:30 | 9,736 | 77/100 | |
| ! | 12/20/2025 01:30 | matterhornrider | 22,622 | 86/100 |
| ! | 12/19/2025 21:15 | mrmcrook | 11,458 | 78/100 |
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This track is rated in the top 2% of all tracks on BestEverAlbums.com. This track has a Bayesian average rating of 84.1/100, a mean average of 83.7/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 84.6/100. The standard deviation for this track is 15.0.
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Eddie and Alex Van Halen at the absolute apex of their instrumental prowess.
Also, the end of this song features one of my favorite “set ‘em up, knock ‘em down” finales ever.
Dat intro!! Just one of the most fun songs I've ever heard.
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