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Poll: Do you believe in a god?
Yes
35%
 35%  [24]
No
64%
 64%  [44]
Total Votes : 68

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alelsupreme
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  • #11
  • Posted: 11/09/2011 17:09
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Bork wrote:
Believing in a God (where the term God is used in a meaningful way) in the enlightened well-educated 21st century is exactly as ridiculous as believing in Zeus or Oden or Ra, or that the earth is the center of the universe, or that the world is 6000 years old, or that man was created exactly the way he is now, or that OK Computer is the greatest album of all time.


Truly a ridiculous belief!
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GARY




Brunei Darussalam

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  • Posted: 11/09/2011 22:53
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itsit wrote:
Bork wrote:
Believing in a God (where the term God is used in a meaningful way) in the enlightened well-educated 21st century is exactly as ridiculous as believing in Zeus or Oden or Ra, or that the earth is the center of the universe, or that the world is 6000 years old, or that man was created exactly the way he is now, or that OK Computer is the greatest album of all time.


Truly a ridiculous belief!



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RFNAPLES
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Age: 75
Location: Durham, NC, USA
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  • #13
  • Posted: 11/10/2011 14:46
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God is like
BAYER ASPIRIN….
He works miracles.

God is like
A FORD ….
He’s got a better idea.

God is like
COKE ….
He’s the real thing.

God is like
HALLMARK CARDS ….
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like
TIDE ….
He gets the stains out others leave behind.

God is like
GENERAL ELECTRIC….
He brings good things to life.

God is like
WAL-MART….
He has everything.

God is like.
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you’ll like Him

God is like
SCOTCH TAPE….
You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.

God is like..
DELTA
He’s ready when you are.

God is like
ALLSTATE ….
You’re in good hands with Him.

God is like
VO-5 Hair Spray….
He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like
DIAL SOAP ….
Aren’t you glad you have Him?
Don’t you wish everybody did?

God is like
The U.S. POST OFFICE….
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice
will keep Him from his appointed destination.

God is like
Chevrolet. . . .the heartbeat of America

God is like
Maxwell House….
Good to the very last drop

God is like
Bounty ….
He is the quicker picker upper.
He can handle the tough jobs. ..
And He won’t fall apart on you

God is like
The Energizer Bunny ….
He Keeps Going, Going, and Going
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Bork
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Location: Vinson Mountain, GA
United States

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  • Posted: 11/10/2011 14:53
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...or in short...

God is like
COMMERCIALS
Quite obviously not true.
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GARY




Brunei Darussalam

  • #15
  • Posted: 11/10/2011 17:22
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RFNAPLES wrote:
God is like
BAYER ASPIRIN….
He works miracles.

God is like
A FORD ….
He’s got a better idea.

God is like
COKE ….
He’s the real thing.

God is like
HALLMARK CARDS ….
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like
TIDE ….
He gets the stains out others leave behind.

God is like
GENERAL ELECTRIC….
He brings good things to life.

God is like
WAL-MART….
He has everything.

God is like.
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you’ll like Him

God is like
SCOTCH TAPE….
You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.

God is like..
DELTA
He’s ready when you are.

God is like
ALLSTATE ….
You’re in good hands with Him.

God is like
VO-5 Hair Spray….
He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like
DIAL SOAP ….
Aren’t you glad you have Him?
Don’t you wish everybody did?

God is like
The U.S. POST OFFICE….
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice
will keep Him from his appointed destination.

God is like
Chevrolet. . . .the heartbeat of America

God is like
Maxwell House….
Good to the very last drop

God is like
Bounty ….
He is the quicker picker upper.
He can handle the tough jobs. ..
And He won’t fall apart on you

God is like
The Energizer Bunny ….
He Keeps Going, Going, and Going




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nrs182




Age: 32
Colombia

  • #16
  • Posted: 11/14/2011 20:51
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I would've never expected 12 against 4 in that question. Think
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GARY




Brunei Darussalam

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  • Posted: 01/20/2012 01:19
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"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken."

- Luke 21:25-26




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GARY




Brunei Darussalam

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  • Posted: 01/23/2012 00:03
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Walking Towards Paradise - Robert Plant.

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GARY




Brunei Darussalam

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  • Posted: 02/06/2012 14:19
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Proof God Exists.

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  • Posted: 02/06/2012 14:38
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is whoever you're performing for
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