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- #21
- Posted: 08/06/2014 20:37
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| benpaco wrote: |
I wish Elliott Smith was still alive. |
Somewhere down the line he goes all Frequency (2000) on you.
I wish had a better bed than the one I have now.
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- #22
- Posted: 08/06/2014 20:43
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| Kiki wrote: | | I wish had a better bed than the one I have now. |
You end up getting this bed http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/
I wish for Facebook to suddenly vanish without a trace.
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HazeyTwilight
boyfriend in your wet dreams
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Location: Elmo Knows Where You Live 
- #23
- Posted: 08/06/2014 21:22
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| CubaZed wrote: | | I wish for Facebook to suddenly vanish without a trace. |
World Peace. But that slowly drives you insane because what are we humans without judgement? Without irrelevance? Without the mere existence of expressing what you had for fucking lunch today? Suddenly, you feel nostalgia for the ways things once were like a senile man in denial. You place a gun to your forehead. You kill yourself. But no one cares about your suicide, because you didn't update your status explaining what you were doing with your cat this morning.
| HazeyTwilight wrote: | | I wish I was more productive. |
I love how people were ignoring this. Are my wishes not worth corrupting? 😢
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- #24
- Posted: 08/06/2014 21:43
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| HazeyTwilight wrote: | | I wish I was more productive. |
You finally acquired the trait of productivity, but then you were eaten by a tiger and thrown off to space! In space, you had no suit whatsoever, and you were burned up by the hazy twilight of the sun!
I wish that I had a username like sp4cetiger's.
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Antonio-Pedro
Subspace Highway Traveler
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Location: Rain forest Kingdom 
- #25
- Posted: 08/06/2014 21:59
- Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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| HazeyTwilight wrote: | | I wish I was more productive. |
EDIT: TOO Late but whatever
You can't, you still asking to a lot of people for tips of how being more productive, all of them are almost the same old answers you had but then a unknown person, sells you a drink, the productiveness (lol) drink (I need to be more original). You once accept, but you don't listen to his warnings of how using it, and what danger would it bring if it was in the "wrong hands". One day you decide to use it, to be more productive at your work, your boss liked what you've done that day and then decided to promote you to a higher position in the company, you feel happy, and as days passes you're gaining positions in the company, people (that you made lose positions in the company because of your rising) begin to wonder how you got in that level, so they decide to make a hidden trip at your house, while you were working, just to investigate what was happening, they begin to investigate your bedroom while your dog was sleeping in the closet, when some of them break the glass on the floor (not knowing what it was but they told it had a bad smell) your dog suddenly wakes and then make they run out of your bedroom, he that never saw that green drink begins to drink the drink, the company workers run out of your house, and the effect in the dog was similar to an energizer. when you got home after a tiring day at work (that you needed to go to the supermarket to buy some meat) your dog, shocked with the drink effect forgets that you own him and forget all the things you've done to him, he breaks the collar that was keeping him next to the closet in your bedroom and then decides to look for food, ironically you were eating meat and almost falling asleep while watching tv, and with a lot of barbecue sauce spilling over you shoulder and face, the hungry and killer dog following his instincts decides, to attack the closet food to him and while you were chewing the meat he attacks your face, he is using the drink power that is still high in his intestine and brain, he decides to become a beast and eat it all with all the barbecue over it, you try to defend but the drink power is very low in you and in he is bigger, it eats your skin like a chewing gum, slowly, while you slowly dies, screaming a lot until he eats your mouth and eyes...and kills you.
I wish I could read minds
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denmarkman
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- #26
- Posted: 08/06/2014 22:11
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A surprisingly large number of these end in people going crazy and/or killing themselves 🤔
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HazeyTwilight
boyfriend in your wet dreams
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Location: Elmo Knows Where You Live
- #27
- Posted: 08/06/2014 22:16
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| denmarkman wrote: | | A surprisingly large number of these end in people going crazy and/or killing themselves :-k |
Maybe it's telling us something 😲
Post-Modern take on primitive human lifeforms expressed by 0.1% of BEA's population
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Antonio-Pedro
Subspace Highway Traveler
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Location: Rain forest Kingdom
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SuedeSwede
Ognoo
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Location: On a cloud 
- #29
- Posted: 08/07/2014 00:00
- Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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| Antonio-Pedro wrote: | | I wish I could read minds |
It all starts off real swell. You have the power to control when you read minds. You read the mind of the girl you like, and she likes you too. You ask her to a school dance. She accepts. 6 months pass and you two are pretty serious. You think this power is the best thing that ever happened to you. Until you decide one night stupidly to read her mind. You find out she's pregnant, but you know that you've never done that dirty deed. You storm out the house shouting "my woman don't own me, I own my woman!" and turn into an independent black man against male sexism.
You start walking around the street with banners saying "male sexism is bad" and stupid shit like that. And then Bikini Kill come up to you and kick you in the balls. It hurts a lot. You go to the doctor to get checked up. They check your balls and that. Modern technology says that your sperm was used to impregnate your girlfriend - you know that sorta modern technology that tells your deep dark secrets and that. Well that. And you're all "oh shit I did impregnate her". You think you've gone crazy. Then you remember all the grape juice infused nights where you had a little too much grape juice and forgot everything the morning after. You go to forgive your woman (who you no longer own) and you call her parents like "yo where's my hunny bunny laquisha" and they're like "who's this?" and you're like "antonio" and they be like "she killed herself 3 months ago because you left her for no reason."
Distressed at this news you never want to read anyone's minds again. But it becomes an addiction. In a month you learn everybody's secrets. Everything everybody in the world knows. You eat so much knowledge mayonnaise from people's brains that your brain explodes out of too much knowledge.
I wish I could be an octopus
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 28
Location: Missouri 
- #30
- Posted: 08/07/2014 00:14
- Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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| SuedeSwede wrote: | | I wish I could be an octopus |
You meet Rachel Goswell. Being an octopus, you rip off your your Hectocotylus and hand it to her. She looks at you confused, and you signal that she's supposed to stick it in her neck until she's ready to eat it and give birth to your babies. She slaps you with the penis-arm, not realizing basic octopus manners. You wither away and die, being of a species that cannot regenerate after attempting to mate.
I wish I could write, record, and release and album as incredible as Midnight Organ Fight, but rather than being meant to transport people to a Scottish pub, to transport people to my childhood town.
EDIT: No takers? If it helps, my childhood town is Monterey, California home of the aquarium.
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