Best one liners
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- Posted: 12/25/2012 23:08
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Tell you're best one liners here
Here are two I saw comedian Milton Jones use recently
My grandfather never threw anything away; He died in the war holding a hand grenade
I was sitting in traffic the other day; Got run over.
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- #2
- Posted: 12/25/2012 23:18
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her legs are harder to shut than the JonBenet Ramsey case
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Jasonconfused
If We Make It We Can All Sit Back and Laugh
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Location: Washington 
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- Posted: 12/25/2012 23:37
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"I had an ant farm once. Them fellas didn't grow shit!" - Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
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- #4
- Posted: 12/26/2012 00:01
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You're gay
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HigherThanTheSun
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Location: UK 
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- Posted: 12/26/2012 00:47
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Hedgehogs, why can't they just share the hedge?
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.
Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'
Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can't let it go can you?
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All courtesy of Tim Vine.
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- Posted: 12/26/2012 00:48
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Tobias:
Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Does that count? I hope arrested development counts
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- #7
- Posted: 12/26/2012 00:50
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| HigherThanTheSun wrote: | Hedgehogs, why can't they just share the hedge?
All courtesy of Tim Vine. |
I couldn't remember who said it, but that's the first one that came into my head when I saw the thread.
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- #8
- Posted: 12/26/2012 02:58
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"the"
-Raymond Taco
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- #9
- Posted: 12/26/2012 19:37
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My parents wouldn't buy me a skateboard for Christmas so the next morning I got an old wooden board from the shed, a hammer and some nails and beat them to death.
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Jasonconfused
If We Make It We Can All Sit Back and Laugh
Gender: Male
Location: Washington
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- Posted: 12/26/2012 19:48
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| Puncture Repair wrote: | | My parents wouldn't buy me a skateboard for Christmas so the next morning I got an old wooden board from the shed, a hammer and some nails and beat them to death. |
Attaboy!
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