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Romanelli
Bone Swah
Gender: Male
Location: Broomfield, Colorado 
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- #1
- Posted: 05/12/2012 20:22
- Post subject: Misheard Lyrics
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The thread about Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John, the king of the misheard lyric, made me think of this.
From "Love Lies Bleeding":
"I love that feeling in my hands/You can tell by the things that I do with another man" (real lyric: "And love lies bleeding in my hands/Oh it kills me to think of you with another man")
From "Tiny Dancer":
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza" (Real lyric: "Hold me closer tiny dancer")
Who has good misheard lyrics?
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- #2
- Posted: 05/12/2012 20:25
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One of my favorites (though no one's ever heard it):
Power Trip - Soundgarden:
"I wanna be gay!" (Real lyric: "I wanna be king!"
It really does sound like that. Everyone I've played it for thinks so.
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junodog4
Future Grumpy Old Man
Gender: Male
Location: Calgary 
- #3
- Posted: 05/12/2012 21:49
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A couple of classics from family members who are notorious for belting out wrong lyrics:
"I Wanna Rock and Roll all night, and part of every day." (Kiss - duh...)
"In the green... green forest." (Tom Petty - Free Fallin')
"Ahhhh... Better than Oasis." (INXS - Elegantly Wasted)
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pearljammer13
Young Pilgrim
Gender: Male
Age: 38
Location: Massachusetts
- #4
- Posted: 05/12/2012 22:45
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Glorified G by Pearl Jam:
"45 vesions of a pelican." real lyric: "Glorified version of a pellet gun."
Also, one of my friends when I was little thought "Hold my hand" by Hootie was really "Blow my head". And we didn't even remotely understand the sexual innuendo at the time.
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Romanelli
Bone Swah
Gender: Male
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
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- #5
- Posted: 05/12/2012 22:48
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| pearljammer13 wrote: | Glorified G by Pearl Jam:
"45 vesions of a pelican." real lyric: "Glorified version of a pellet gun."
Also, one of my friends when I was little thought "Hold my hand" by Hootie was really "Blow my head". And we didn't even remotely understand the sexual innuendo at the time. |
I always heard Pearl Jam singing "45 virgins and a pelican". Pretty close, I guess.
I always like John Fogerty reminding me that "there's a bathroom on the right". (Bad Moon Rising)
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Noise Pollution
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Location: Edmonton
- #6
- Posted: 05/13/2012 00:27
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"You could say I king-kong-alogically fucked up" [became chronologically]. - Tragically Hip (Locked in the trunk of a car)
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RNFNR
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- #7
- Posted: 05/13/2012 14:44
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golden song
Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light
"wrapped up in a douche" (actual: revved up like a deuce)
"little early pearly gave my anus curly-whirly" (actual: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly)
Toto's Africa
"I guess it rains down in Africa" (actual:I bless the rains down in Africa)
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Romanelli
Bone Swah
Gender: Male
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Moderator
- #8
- Posted: 05/13/2012 15:06
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The Ramones:
"Let's drink pop!"
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alelsupreme
Awful.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
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- Posted: 05/13/2012 15:12
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Joy Division
"Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man"
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- #10
- Posted: 05/14/2012 23:47
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| purple wrote: | | "wrapped up in a douche" (actual: revved up like a deuce) |
So it isn't "wrapped up like a douche, another loner in the night"? Learned something.
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