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nutso42
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  • Posted: 06/10/2013 14:34
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Despite Oasis being charted so high on this site (currently ranked as the 22nd greatest band of all time) many users are incredibly vocal about how much we hate them because they suck.

In fact, even though they're ranked as the 22nd best band, their average rating is 69/100. For comparison, the band above them (The Doors) have an average rating of 86/100, and the band below them (Pearl Jam) are holding at 81/100.

So I thought we need a thread where all the Oasis haters can gather together and bash our much-hated band, and give rational, thought out reasons why they suck so bad.

Or, ya know, just break down into incomprehensible rants. Either way.

Note: If you're a fan of Oasis, just leave now. We're entitled to our opinion, and your presence can only lead to problems.

To begin, I have two things I'd like to share. One is a video demonstrating the myriads of songs they've shamelessly ripped off...


Link


And the other is Cracked's wonderful guide, "How To Punch Oasis In the Face"
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-punc...-the-face/
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God damn Beatles impersonating scumbags. Mad

Angry face looks like constipated face. Think
nutso42
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Cymro2011 wrote:
God damn Beatles impersonating scumbags. Mad


Let it all out man, let it out.
Cymro2011
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nutso42 wrote:
Let it all out man, let it out.


AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

There...I'm done.
Puncture Repair
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I was worried I'd go a full day without being reminded how disliked Oasis were.

Thanks BEA.
nutso42
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Puncture Repair wrote:
I was worried I'd go a full day without being reminded how disliked Oasis were.

Thanks BEA.


I feel perhaps I should re-emphasize this point.

nutso42 wrote:
Note: If you're a fan of Oasis, just leave now. We're entitled to our opinion, and your presence can only lead to problems.
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Noel Gallagher is an absolute prick, and always bad-mouths other artists, to try start a fight. Both Noel and Liam can't get through about three words without swearing. Liam and Noel are brothers, but they act like arch-nemesis'. I can't imagine ever treating anyone in my family so poorly. The way people, mainly British people who haven't expanded their tastes past brit-pop and Stone Roses, think they're the greatest band ever. How much NME and other magazines kiss their ass.

I could go on all day.
useless
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Puncture Repair wrote:
I was worried I'd go a full day without being reminded how disliked Oasis were.

Thanks BEA.
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I'm not a fan of Oasis, although I enjoy their debut. I don't really see the point in threads like these that ultimately just become an echo chamber on an easy target.
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Another thread about bashing Oasis. This is so fucking new. I've never seen a person do this before.

EDIT: I'll be harsh and quick to the point. This is fucking boring. Shut the fuck up and stop being a tool.


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