Paralytic Stalks (album) by of Montreal
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Paralytic Stalks is an album by of Montreal. It is ranked number 3,661 in the overall greatest album chart with a total rank score of 212 from 10 greatest album charts.
Paralytic Stalks is ranked number 65 in the best albums of 2012 and number 297 in the best albums of the 2010s.
In total, there are 11 music albums by of Montreal which appear in the greatest album charts and Paralytic Stalks is NOT ranked as the best. The best album by of Montreal is Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? which is ranked number 492 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 2,340.
There are 2 comments for this album from BestEverAlbums.com members and Paralytic Stalks has an average rating of 72 out of 100 (from 41 votes). Please log in or register to leave a comment or assign a rating.
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Paralytic Stalks track list
| # | Track | Rating | ||
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| 1. | Gelid Ascent | 77/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 2. | Spiteful Intervention | 77/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 3. | Dour Percentage | 77/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 4. | We Will Commit Wolf Murder | 77/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 5. | Malefic Dowery | 77/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 6. | Ye, Renew the Plaintiff | 76/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 7. | Wintered Debts | 78/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 8. | Exorcismic Breeding Knife | 76/100 (7 votes) | ||
| 9. | Authentic Pyrrhic Remission | 76/100 (7 votes) |
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Paralytic Stalks rankings
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All 10 charts that this album appears in:
| Year | Source | Chart | Rank | Rank Score |
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| 2013 | Top 50 Music Albums of 2012 | 18/50 | 3 | |
| 2013 | Top 100 Music Albums of the 2010s | 55/100 | 3 | |
| 2013 | Top 100 Music Albums of the 2010s | 47/100 | 4 | |
| 2013 | Top 50 Music Albums of 2012 | 17/50 | 3 | |
| 2013 | Top 39 Music Albums of 2012 | 33/39 | 1 | |
| 2013 | Top 50 Music Albums of 2012 | 21/50 | 3 | |
| 2013 | Top 49 Music Albums of 2012 | 20/49 | 3 | |
| 2013 | Top 100 Music Albums of the 2010s | 53/100 | 3 | |
| 2012 | glamrockfanatic | Top 40 Greatest Music Albums | 3/40 | 95 |
| 2012 | itswillneill | Top 15 Greatest Music Albums | 2/15 | 93 |
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Kevin Barnes, akin to David Bowie in more ways than one, creates an ode to Low. The results are a bit disappointing.
Let’s start at the top. of Montreal are a band that are never afraid to try something new, as evidenced from the fact that none of their 11 studio albums sound alike. From the first track, “Gelid Accent”, we see hints of Barnes doing a bit of the Bowie glam rock shtick. It tries to be epic but doesn’t hit the mark, a sort of bland song with a bland drum beat.
“Spiteful Intervention” follows, and returns hope. ‘It's fucking sad that we need a tragedy to occur to gain a fresh perspective in our lives.’ Thank you, Kevin Barnes. I’m glad that somebody had the testicular fortitude to say it. As someone that sadly doesn’t pay a ton of attention to lyricism, Barnes‘s lyrics made me stand at attention for a good portion of this album. Unlike the opener, this track is a bit more complex. The drum beat is still simple, but the song doesn’t feel busy, it feels full, which is what we’ve grown accustomed to from of Montreal.
“Dour Percentage”, a track beaming with of Montreal’s signature combination of Matt Dawson’s funky basslines and Barnes‘s falsetto, comes after that, and leads into “We Will Commit Wolf Murder”, a classic of Montreal track that brings what worked in the previous two tracks together beautifully. It then breaks apart in the final third as the track changes up completely, which sadly becomes a running theme for the album.
Bowie’s Low is a masterpiece of an album, starting with a side of excellent glam rock tunes, and then switching things up with a side of even better krautrock-influenced tunes. Paralytic Stalks has the same structure, but moves from good of Montreal tunes to bad experimental, sound collagey tracks. The album is very uneven: the tempos, the influences, the quality.
Seriously, “Exorcismic Breeding Knife” sucks. I love experimentation, but these tracks are just lacking in feeling. They don’t serve a purpose, and they’re shit.
Except for “Wintered Debts”. It’s sublime at the start, with some hints of country-style guitar and evocative lyricism. But after a few minutes, it turns into more experimental trash. Very disappointing. “Authentic Pyrrhic Remission” suffers from much of the same.
In summary, this is an of Montreal album. For that alone, it’s worth a listen. It’s very interesting, and the creativity is there. But it’s not cohesive, and the second half is downright frustrating.
This is a lot to dig into. Five spins in and I feel like I'm only scratching the surface of this one. I was warned before listening that this is Kevin Barnes' most introspective album, and if it really is that's pretty scary. Because this album is scary. Like Scott Walker's The Drift scary. Like a Beatles album recorded in Silent Hill scary. Like the fact that I'm 30 scary.
From minute one, the sound of this album is unsettling, putting you on your heels with this distrubing electronic noise and then sends you into this dark world of music that doesn't let up until the piano plays all the way at the end of the (thirteen minute) last track. (Like seriously, I actually took in a relaxing breath when that piano hit at the end...you'll know what I'm talking about.) Although the music is cheery enough for the most part, there's songs that harken back to the poppy days of oM, all sounding like the Bee Gees, Beatles, and ELO at times but check out some of these lyrical gems. Seriously, make sure you are on SongMeanings or something while you listen.
All in all, if you're a fan of the track "The Past is a Groutesque Animal" from his previous album Hissing Fauna and wished it was an hour long instead of 12 minutes...here you go.
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