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| Joannajewsom |
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37% |
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| Eyezayzay |
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62% |
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| Total Votes : 35 |
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alelsupreme
Awful.
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Age: 27
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- #1
- Posted: 04/29/2015 15:59
- Post subject: BEUT #3: Joannajewsom V (Eyezayzay)
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Eyezayzay
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HazeyTwilight
boyfriend in your wet dreams
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Location: Elmo Knows Where You Live
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- #2
- Posted: 04/29/2015 16:09
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This seems a tad racist. You're basically voting one black guy over another black guy. Who the hell thought that this was acceptable?!
#CubaZedConfirmedForRacist
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Mercury
Turn your back on the pay-you-back last call
Gender: Male
Location: St. Louis
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- #3
- Posted: 04/29/2015 16:23
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I voted for eyezayzay. He seems really cool. I hope he's doing okay, I know he's had some ducked up stuff happening lately. FIGHT THE POWER!
Joanna is more a folk legend around here. Since I've been here in late '12 I've literally seen him post in 1 thread over a period of 1 day about 3 times. Dude abandoned us, for real.
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meccalecca
Voice of Reason
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Enchantment
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- #4
- Posted: 04/29/2015 16:36
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Eyezayzay is cool and actually posts on BEA, so yeah him.
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sp4cetiger
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- Posted: 04/29/2015 17:42
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Eyezayzay. I never overlapped with Joanna (though I hear they were cool).
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Hayden
Location: CDMX
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- Posted: 04/29/2015 17:43
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| sp4cetiger wrote: | | Eyezayzay. I never overlapped with Joanna (though I hear they were cool). |
Same.
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CubaZed
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- #7
- Posted: 04/29/2015 18:45
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Seriously though Eyezayzay is a gem of a human being. Go vote for him cause he deserves it.
| sp4cetiger wrote: | | Eyezayzay. I never overlapped with Joanna (though I hear they were cool). |
Yeah he's more on RYM now, though if you ever get the chance, read some of his album reviews. They're all fantastically original. Some favourites:
| Joanna on Merriweather Post Pavilion wrote: | Imagine The Beach Boys taking a break from recording Pet Sounds in order to build a time machine, so that they can travel to 1997 and gangbang Björk in between takes of recording Homogenic. Now imagine that baby of Björk and The Beach Boys being forced to listen to Pet Sounds and Homogenic everyday until she is 18 years old, at which point she finally moves out her oppressive Icelandic household. While little Keren--that's what we will name her--would have undoubtedly thought that Pet Sounds and Homogenic were wonderful albums had she been introduced to them in a normal fashion, the manner in which she was subjected to the constant playing of these albums everyday of her life for her first 18 years of existence, was more torturous than all of the hells of all the religions of the world.
Mentally unstable due to the tumultuous experience of her childhood, a social worker suggests that 18-year-old and newly independent Keren Guðmundsdóttir-Wilson check herself into a mental hospital, where she can "deprogram" herself, so to speak, and be better prepared to live on her own as an adult. Keren agrees to this suggested arrangement.
The first few weeks in the mental hospital go fairly well. Keren becomes very popular, thanks, of course, to the reputation of her famous musical parents. Keren even becomes very close with a lovely boy with a delicate face, whom all the patients called "Click"-- Keren was told that her new friend was given this name because he was a wizard with the television remote control, and he fucking hated that Adam Sandler movie that ripped off his favorite "Goosebumps" story. The nickname was part praise and part friendly teasing on part of the other patients.
After the doctors saw that Keren was well-adjusted, they decided that it was time to begin the deprogramming process. The sounds of Pet Sounds and Homogenic were so deeply buried in her psyche, in a hole that was 18 years deep. The doctors knew that, for this to work, Keren would have to dig as deep as humanly possible, bringing all of the music of her childhood to the surface and out of her thin but heroic frame.
The doctors thought that the best way for Keren to rid Pet Sounds and Homogenic from her system, was to put her into a recording booth where she would attempt to combine those albums into one and offer her own interpretation of those painful sounds-- the ultimate act of reappropriation!
This is the album that Keren made. |
| Joanna on Illinois wrote: | | Sufjan Stevens' Invites You to Come On Feel the Illinoise, or, How to Create an Album With Song Titles So Long That It Makes It Nearly Impossible to Say to a Friend, "Hey, Do You Like That Sufjan Stevens Song Called _____" Without Giving Up and Just Trying to Hum the Melody Because You Can't Be Bothered Trying to Remember Even Half of the Title or Even Just One Key Word, or, The Album With a Track Called, "A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze" That Is Only 0:19, Which Means That It Actually Takes Sufjan Longer to Introduce the Song in Concert Than to Play It. |
| Joanna on BrokeNCYDE wrote: | | I heard this is the place to come to if you want to get a review favorited. |
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SuedeSwede
Ognoo
Gender: Female
Age: 26
Location: On a cloud
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- #8
- Posted: 04/29/2015 21:53
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joanna's presence on RYM is great, but this is a BEA user we're talking about. Either way, I'd vote for Isaiah. A lovely user who I don't ever not enjoy speaking with.
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craola
crayon master
Location: pdx
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- #9
- Posted: 04/29/2015 22:20
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| SuedeSwede wrote: | | Either way, I'd vote for Isaiah. A lovely user who I don't ever not enjoy speaking with. |
#amen
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mickilennial
The Most Trusted Name in News
Gender: Female
Age: 35
Location: Detroit
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- #10
- Posted: 04/29/2015 23:14
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Joannajewsom isn't really around, but I used to talk to them loads on RYM; but I don't think they should really be in this tourney.
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