Scaring The Hoes
by JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown

Scaring The Hoes by JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown
Year: 2023
Release date: 2023-03-23
Overall rank: 1,259th   
Average Rating: 
80/100 (from 258 votes)
     
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Award Top 50 albums of the 2020s (33rd)
Award Best albums of all time (1,259th)

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Overall rank: 1,259th | 2020s rank: 33rd | 2023 rank: 3rd

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80/100 (from 258 votes)
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80/100
From 06/11/2025 01:57 | #309391
My love of Danny Brown offsets my hatred of JPEGMAFIA. Production is a bit more tame which I liked.
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From 07/13/2024 12:44 | #304314
Would be a perfect album if run the jewels was longer
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From 01/07/2024 15:43 | #300970
“Party's over grandpa”
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From 01/02/2024 02:08 | #300841
Kingdom Hearts Key is an ok track, the rest you could live without.
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From 10/20/2023 22:23 | #299575
Serious AOTY contender. Love to see Peggy and Danny meld into such a natural fit, which amounts to a lot of hyper pop influence, but somehow even more deranged. You love to see it.
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65/100
From 06/07/2023 23:53 | #297438
“Scaring the hoes” has divided strengths. The instrumentals are wild mixtures of drum and base and samples used in unorthodox ways. Its erratic nature is exciting and you never know where it is going to go. Peggie and Brown dig into their personalities and come up with absurd bars. The highlight being the torrent of sexual biblical wordplay Brown spits on “God Loves You”. The problem is that it’s extremely difficult to hear any of this. The instrumentals absolutely cover the vocals, making every line a struggle to find. Reading a lyrics sheet should not be a requirement on an auditory project. If it were mixed properly, this would be a phenomenal project, but its current state holds it back.
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90/100
From 04/12/2023 09:25 | #295975
89

Living up to expectations, for two legendary "underground" rappers who will unfortunately never be recognized by a large audience at their true value. No matter, this album offers new facets of the duo that complement each other to go higher. Danny Brown needed a new lease on life to confidently prepare his next project and JPEG managed to contain his unpredictability enough to work on a content that would never be erased, which has always prevented him from making the perfect album in my opinion

Key songs : Burfict / Scaring The Hoes / Kingdom Hearts Key / Steppa Pig

Other ratings:
Danny Brown >>
- Atrocity (2016) 94
- Xxx (2011) 92
- Uknow (2019) 81
-Old (2013) 75
- Hybrid (2010) 71

JPEG >>
- All My Heroes (2019) 89
- Veteran (2018) 88
- Devon (2013) 85
- Offline (2021) 85
- Black Ben Carson (2016) 76
- EP1 (2020) 74
- EP2 (2020) 66
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From 04/10/2023 08:35 | #295907
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From 04/01/2023 17:12 | #295682
This record is absolutely wild - I think JPEG and Danny Brown have become almost too powerful as they join forces
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From 03/31/2023 18:50 | #295655
As a hoe, I can confirm this is scary.
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