Scaring The Hoes
by JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown

Scaring The Hoes by JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown
Year: 2023
Release date: 2023-03-23
Overall rank: 1,070th   Overall chart history
Average Rating: 
80/100 (from 261 votes)
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Award Top 50 albums of the 2020s (33rd)
Award Best albums of all time (1,070th)

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Overall rank: 1,070th | 2020s rank: 33rd | 2023 rank: 3rd

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Average Rating: 
80/100 (from 261 votes)
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05/15/2026 13:30 Mafedere  Ratings distribution  57675/100
 
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04/25/2026 15:10 rlang36  Ratings distribution  63982/100
 
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04/16/2026 15:45 Agent007  Ratings distribution  3689/100
 
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This album is rated in the top 1% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 80.1/100, a mean average of 78.8/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 80.5/100. The standard deviation for this album is 16.1.

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80/100
From 06/11/2025 01:57 | #309391
My love of Danny Brown offsets my hatred of JPEGMAFIA. Production is a bit more tame which I liked.
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95/100
From 07/13/2024 12:44 | #304314
Would be a perfect album if run the jewels was longer
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85/100
From 01/07/2024 15:43 | #300970
“Party's over grandpa”
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20/100
From 01/02/2024 02:08 | #300841
Kingdom Hearts Key is an ok track, the rest you could live without.
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Rating:  
95/100
From 10/20/2023 22:23 | #299575
Serious AOTY contender. Love to see Peggy and Danny meld into such a natural fit, which amounts to a lot of hyper pop influence, but somehow even more deranged. You love to see it.
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From 07/23/2023 15:24 | #298308
Love the album , it's just a shame a great record like this isn't on cd and the vinyl is already becoming very pricey , would love this blasting out in the car or on my record player , guess streaming will have to do for now :(
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Rating:  
65/100
From 06/07/2023 23:53 | #297438
“Scaring the hoes” has divided strengths. The instrumentals are wild mixtures of drum and base and samples used in unorthodox ways. Its erratic nature is exciting and you never know where it is going to go. Peggie and Brown dig into their personalities and come up with absurd bars. The highlight being the torrent of sexual biblical wordplay Brown spits on “God Loves You”. The problem is that it’s extremely difficult to hear any of this. The instrumentals absolutely cover the vocals, making every line a struggle to find. Reading a lyrics sheet should not be a requirement on an auditory project. If it were mixed properly, this would be a phenomenal project, but its current state holds it back.
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Rating:  
90/100
From 04/12/2023 09:25 | #295975
89

Living up to expectations, for two legendary "underground" rappers who will unfortunately never be recognized by a large audience at their true value. No matter, this album offers new facets of the duo that complement each other to go higher. Danny Brown needed a new lease on life to confidently prepare his next project and JPEG managed to contain his unpredictability enough to work on a content that would never be erased, which has always prevented him from making the perfect album in my opinion

Key songs : Burfict / Scaring The Hoes / Kingdom Hearts Key / Steppa Pig

Other ratings:
Danny Brown >>
- Atrocity (2016) 94
- Xxx (2011) 92
- Uknow (2019) 81
-Old (2013) 75
- Hybrid (2010) 71

JPEG >>
- All My Heroes (2019) 89
- Veteran (2018) 88
- Devon (2013) 85
- Offline (2021) 85
- Black Ben Carson (2016) 76
- EP1 (2020) 74
- EP2 (2020) 66
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10/100
From 04/10/2023 08:35 | #295907
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80/100
From 04/01/2023 17:12 | #295682
This record is absolutely wild - I think JPEG and Danny Brown have become almost too powerful as they join forces
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