Even Serpents Shine
by The Only Ones

Even Serpents Shine by The Only Ones
Year: 1979
Release date: 1979-03-09
Overall rank: 4,687th   Overall chart history
Average Rating: 
75/100 (from 40 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top albums of 1979 (75th)
Award Top albums of the 1970s (763rd)
Award Best albums of all time (4,687th)

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The Only Ones bestography

Even Serpents Shine is ranked 2nd best out of 9 albums by The Only Ones on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by The Only Ones is The Only Ones which is ranked number 4463 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 322.

The Only Ones album bestography « Higher ranked (4,463rd)
The Only Ones
This album (4,687th)
Even Serpents Shine
Lower ranked (19,092nd) »
Baby's Got A Gun

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Even Serpents Shine rankings

Rankings summary
Overall rank: 4,687th | 1970s rank: 763rd | 1979 rank: 75th
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2026 MadhattanJackTop 100 Music Albums of 197938/1003
2026JohnnyoAlbums of the year 1979 by Ultimate Record Collector14/41 -
2026 RepoTop 88 Music Albums of 197942/883
2026 WasinskiTop 100 Music Albums of 197910/1005
2026 Patman360Top 100 Music Albums of 197967/1002
2026 videoheadcleanerTop 100 Music Albums of 197934/1003
2025TodFitzTop 100 Music Albums of 197982/1001
2025 RepoTop 100 Greatest Music Albums22/10073
2025TastyandTemptinTop 34 Music Albums of 197923/342
2025conallmaloneTop 62 Music Albums of 197914/624
2025HokeMoseleyTop 100 Greatest Music Albums56/10041
2025 imacgillTop 89 Music Albums of 197986/890
2025 Norman BatesTop 100 Music Albums of 197946/1003
2024 SpyglassTop Power Pop Albums7/99 -
2024JohnnyoGreatest albums of the 70's (101 - 200)61/100 -
2024 EyeKanFlyAM Bubbling Under 1970s 352/100 -
2024mrjdangerousTop 40 Greatest Music Albums26/4031
2024 NoisyBeastTop 99 Music Albums of 197976/991
2024MoondanceTop 100 Music Albums of 197979/1001
2024Rm12398Top 34 Music Albums of 19797/344
Total Charts: Help The total number of charts that this album has appeared in. 46
Total Rank Score: Help The total rank score. 304
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Average Rating: 
75/100 (from 40 votes)
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04/06/2026 15:49 EyeKanFly  Ratings distribution  8,75665/100
 
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12/11/2025 07:42 Exist-en-ciel  Ratings distribution  11,20170/100
 
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06/03/2025 18:17 TodFitz  Ratings distribution  27,38063/100

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This album is rated in the top 9% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 74.8/100, a mean average of 75.5/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 75.5/100. The standard deviation for this album is 12.6.

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From 11/21/2023 16:41 | #300091
ooh very good
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From 09/13/2022 02:25 | #289621
The Softies (1979)
Aka Boys who pack an extra sweater. (Just in case! )

Love is just destruction under another name – [No Solution.]

Broken dreams have left you scarred beyond repair - [Someone Who Cares]



Are u a Hardee or a Softie?

I’m a softie. I like hugs. Playing D&D with my kids. Open bags of Doritos. That kind of stuff.

BUT, I also like loud music with teeth. Its feedback taking a bite out of my ass.

So bands like The Only Ones are my bread & butter. I can’t really relate to the nihilism and violence spewed by bands like Sham 69 or The Sex Pistols. I’m just too polite.

BUT, awkwardness around girls? Crazy love-hate relationships?! Alex, kind sir, I’ll take “Love Song”s for a thousand please!

And Peter Perrett, the lead singer & creative director of The Only Ones is just like me. And no. that’s not from reading his autobiography or anything like that. You just don’t have to. His heart is the open book. Filled with cottontails, sunflowers and secret kisses in that closet down the hall and to the right.

And while his band may not have got the limelight back then, Peter and his Only Ones foreshadowed the whole American Underground that was just about to happen. Bands like Galaxie 500. I mean just listen to the track "In Betweens" and try not to compare him to Dean Wareham. The voice of a long lost friend. That special someone you’d swap your Spider Man comic books with after school. A frayed sweater that u still keep in the that top drawer, just in case you need a hug.

The Verdict: For the second straight year, The Only Ones deliver a five tissue masterpiece with Even Serpents Shine. So break out some cough medicine, a deluxe box of Kleenex, and get ready to have a good old fashioned cry. Don’t forget your favorite stuffed Teddy!
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