How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All?
by The Firesign Theatre

How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All? by The Firesign Theatre
Year: 1969
Overall rank: 82,368th   Overall chart history
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Award Top albums of 1969 (726th)
Award Top albums of the 1960s (4,258th)
Award Best albums of all time (82,368th)

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How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All? is ranked 2nd best out of 4 albums by The Firesign Theatre on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by The Firesign Theatre is Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers which is ranked number 44173 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 16.

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Overall rank: 82,368th | 1960s rank: 4,258th | 1969 rank: 726th

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I was anticipating a great album when I finally gave this a listen. After all, I've been told for years how great these guys are. I even remember reading my old used copy of Rolling Stone's first record guide 25 years ago and it's glowing 5 star reviews of this and the other early Firesign albums. But I was shockingly disappointed. What a tediously unfunny waste of time. I didn't laugh once. I didn't even come close to laughing once. How could I when this is the caliber of sketch comedy on display?:
"Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain...
He died in Washington, D.C."

Really? Are you 12 years old?

Or how about this groaner:
"You can sit in the waiting room or you can wait in the sitting room."

And it doesn't get any better either. Everything else here is equally lame. Who thinks this weak-ass shit is funny??? Maybe if I were stoned on cheap dirt weed, this might elicit a chuckle. But I doubt it. Of course a Firesign fanboy might argue that I "just don't get it". They'd be wrong. Oh, I get it alright. I get that it sucks.
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2. In The Court Of The Crimson King (An Observation By King Crimson) by King Crimson
3. Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin
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