Please Don't Touch (studio album)
by Steve Hackett

Please Don't Touch by Steve Hackett
Year: 1978
Overall rank: 21,262nd   Overall chart historyOverall chart history
Average Rating: 
74/100 (from 34 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top albums of 1978 (274th)
Award Top albums of the 1970s (2,602nd)
Award Best albums of all time (21,262nd)

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Steve Hackett bestography

Please Don't Touch is ranked 13th best out of 41 albums by Steve Hackett on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Steve Hackett is Voyage Of The Acolyte which is ranked number 3841 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 377.

Steve Hackett album bestography « Higher ranked (19,639th)
Selling England By The Pound & Spectral Mornings: Live At Hammersmith
This album (21,262nd)
Please Don't Touch
Lower ranked (22,006th) »
Surrender Of Silence

(N.B. Bestographies include all albums by an artist (and their variations), but do not include albums ranked outside the top 100,000).

Upcoming concerts

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Steve Hackett: Genesis Greats, Lamb Highlights & Solo
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Steve Hackett: Genesis Greats, Lamb Highlights & Solo
Balboa Theatre, San Diego, United States. United States
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Please Don't Touch track list

  Track ratingsTrack ratings The tracks on this album have an average rating of 75 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).

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Please Don't Touch ratings

Average Rating: 
74/100 (from 34 votes)
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09/01/2025 17:30 RockyRaccoon  Ratings distributionRatings distribution 6,63684/100
 
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07/23/2025 13:00 platus  Ratings distributionRatings distribution 5,76174/100
 
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01/26/2025 19:45 TonySayers61  Ratings distributionRatings distribution 22,70764/100
 
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01/23/2025 12:07 Squonk007  Ratings distributionRatings distribution 69724/100
 
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06/02/2024 18:14 AAL2014  Ratings distributionRatings distribution 3,45475/100

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This album is rated in the top 17% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 74.0/100, a mean average of 73.2/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 74.5/100. The standard deviation for this album is 14.2.

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80/100
From 01/23/2025 12:08
This is my favourite Hackett album. The addition of Richie Havens and Randy Crawford is inspired and they contribute to the best tracks on the album. Sometimes quirky but almost, almost brilliant.
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From 10/23/2015 09:48
First half of the album is pretty naff, veering from annoyingly childish fluff to slushy pop ballads. Side two, from 'Land of a Thousand Autumns' onward is great - very much in the same vein as 'Voyage of the Acolyte' and Genesis at their most inventive and creepy.
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