Squeeze
by The Velvet Underground
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The Velvet Underground bestography
Squeeze is ranked 15th best out of 19 albums by The Velvet Underground on BestEverAlbums.com.
The best album by The Velvet Underground is The Velvet Underground & Nico which is ranked number 10 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 37,229.
(N.B. Bestographies include all albums by an artist (and their variations), but do not include albums ranked outside the top 100,000).
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Squeeze track list
The tracks on this album have an average rating of 57 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).
Squeeze rankings
Calculated from aggregate positions across 60,000 charts (2 million album rankings). Click to see how the rankings are calculated (Last updated: 4 hours ago)
| Year | Source | Chart | Rank | Rank Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | LittleM1971 | Top 61 Music Albums of 1973 | 57/61 | 0 |
| 2026 |  AAL2014 | 1973: Part 2- #101-200 | 39/39 | - |
| 2026 | AAL2014 | Worst Albums I’ve Listened To | 46/59 | - |
| 2026 | juanr1096 | Top 56 Music Albums of 1973 | 56/56 | 0 |
| 2026 | fabm0 | List 1973 Pt 2 | 16/32 | - |
| 2026 |  Helios | Top 60 Music Albums of 1973 | 46/60 | 1 |
| 2025 | AAL2014 | The Velvet Underground | 5/5 | - |
| 2025 | conallmalone | New Listens 05/22 | 28/51 | - |
| 2025 |  Leonard | Top 100 Music Albums of 1973 | 97/100 | 0 |
| 2024 | lwarner | Top 99 Music Albums of the 1970s | 23/99 | 16 |
| Total Charts: The total number of charts that this album has appeared in. | 23 | |||
| Total Rank Score: The total rank score. | 24 | |||
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Squeeze ratings
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Album ratings | Avg. album rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ! | 07/07/2026 09:43 | platus | 5,924 | 74/100 |
| ! | 07/04/2026 10:53 | Pluto11 | 12,270 | 72/100 |
| ! | 01/01/2026 23:37 | Exist-en-ciel | 15,684 | 70/100 |
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This album has a Bayesian average rating of 41.8/100, a mean average of 39.5/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 39.5/100. The standard deviation for this album is 23.5.
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Squeeze forum mentions
NowhereMan 04/11/2025 18:29 in What album are you listening to? (cont.)
AfterHours 03/14/2025 14:19 in Top 10+ Music, Movies, and Visual Art of the Week (2020 - 2026)
RoundTheBend 04/30/2020 04:39 in Bands who've made both perfect and terrible albums.Squeeze comments
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impressively bland (Edited)
probably in mine worst albums of all time list. (Edited)
No original member is even on here. This ain't VU.
pretty much what is said below is 100% on. not a terrible record. but a terrible velvet underground record. sounds more like a record of songs that didn't make the cut for a nuggets disc. (Edited)
Not terrible, just forgettable.
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