Metal Machine Music
by Lou Reed

Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed
Year: 1975
Release date: 1975-07-00
Overall rank: 9,695th   Overall chart history
Average Rating: 
47/100 (from 203 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top albums of 1975 (136th)
Award Top albums of of the 1970s (1,377th)
Award Best albums of all time (9,695th)

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Lou Reed bestography

Metal Machine Music is ranked 11th best out of 38 albums by Lou Reed on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Lou Reed is Transformer which is ranked number 146 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 9,219.

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Overall rank: 9,695th | 1970s rank: 1,377th | 1975 rank: 136th  Overall chart history
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“Had to give this a spin just to see if it really is unlistenable. So far I'm 26 minutes in and I haven't turned it off yet. It's actually quite good. I am surfing the web whilst listening to it and it's nice. I was expecting a fucked-up, loud, aggressive wall of noise but it's not that. Glad I am…”
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“Alll of these are albums that made me say "I don't know if I could sit through this entire album without committing suicide and/ or going on a shooting spree". These albums are the very definition of the word TEDIOUS. They qualify as torture devices. Its already been dealt with, but with the…”
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Your FEEDBACK for Metal Machine Music. Ha ha ha... (Edited)
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Haha, I wonder what Lou thinks about the fact that so many people were actually influenced by this record, which was an album he himself has admitted multiple times was an unlistenable throwaway designed to allow him to get out of his recording contract. That said, I'd still rather listen to it than most of the pop garbage that's popular today. I mean, it's Lou Reed.
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10/10 best album ever. Best melodies, sound and best everything. This is the definitive pice of music. Beethoven, learn something you ungifted cunt!
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I hate to say it, but as dreadful as this album is, it's prophetic. If it weren't for this album. God knows what Sonic Youth and Jesus And Mary Chain would sound like.
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Let's face it, Lou Reed was a genius, but he was crazy as a sack of bees. I remember trying to listen to this... thing... in one whole take, in what I can only call a bout of teenage stupidity, and learned some really interesting things about how the human brain works in the process. How it tries to make sense and create order even when there is none, and how amidst the cacophony, feedback and noise, I was able to hear, well, stuff, after a while. Suddenly I heard sea gulls chirping. I heard ship horns. I saw a little girl waving her mommy goodbye. Suddenly I was at Brighton beach! And off in the distance, just by West Pier, stood Lou Reed. He was pointing at me and laughing at this stupid endeavour I had undertaken. I think I lasted until about the middle of Side B before the room around me started spinning.

I still can't decide whether to give this 0 star, or 5 for the sheer balls of the thing.
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