No Parking On The Dance Floor
by Midnight Star
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No Parking On The Dance Floor is ranked as the best album by Midnight Star.
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No Parking On The Dance Floor track list
The tracks on this album have an average rating of 78 out of 100 (3 out of 8 tracks have been rated).
No Parking On The Dance Floor rankings
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| Year | Source | Chart | Rank | Rank Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Jakor | Top 80 Music Albums of 1983 | 25/80 | 4 |
| 2026 | fabm0 | List 1983 | 84/100 | - |
| 2026 |  ERadio | 901-1000 | 9/100 | - |
| 2026 | Gendjar | Top 72 Music Albums of 1983 | 5/72 | 5 |
| 2026 |  neilgee | Utterly Pointless Chart | 20/100 | - |
| 2026 | fabm0 | Platinum year 1983 | 76/77 | - |
| 2026 |  videoheadcleaner | Top 100 Music Albums of 1983 | 58/100 | 2 |
| 2025 | Rivera | 701-800 | 85/100 | - |
| 2025 | Rivera | Top 37 Music Albums of 1983 | 15/37 | 3 |
| 2017 | ERadio | Top 50 Music Albums of 1983 | 19/50 | 3 |
| 2016 | Coconut | Top 100 Music Albums of 1983 | 84/100 | 1 |
| 2014 | nf0603 | Top 60 Music Albums of 1983 | 35/60 | 2 |
| 2014 | DigitalDreamDoor | Albums of the year 1983 | 33/99 | 3 |
| 2003 | laut | Best Of 1983: 40 Jahre, 40 Alben | 37/40 | 1 |
| Total Charts: The total number of charts that this album has appeared in. | 14 | |||
| Total Rank Score: The total rank score. | 24 | |||
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No Parking On The Dance Floor ratings
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Album ratings | Avg. album rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ! | 05/11/2026 14:46 | Jakor | 5,474 | 70/100 |
| ! | 12/06/2023 10:10 | fabm0 | 7,009 | 58/100 |
| ! | 10/07/2023 08:43 |  MetalMan67 | 6,195 | 71/100 |
| ! | 01/20/2023 01:18 | Gendjar | 4,751 | 56/100 |
| ! | 10/14/2022 13:59 | RemainInLight | 3,642 | 35/100 |
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This album has a Bayesian average rating of 72.0/100, a mean average of 71.9/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 71.9/100. The standard deviation for this album is 18.7.
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After disco and "disco sucks," the early 80s were a few years when a more muscular, basic funk music flourished--disco's string sections, studio artificiality and Europop stylings were replaced by hard-edged electrofunk and a callback to actual bands playing instruments. Bands like Cameo, Lakeside, Zapp and Roger, the Gap Band, Midnight Star and plenty of others are what I'm talking about. They were making some mature and very funky music in that little interlude before EDM and hip-hop completely took over and consigned this kind of music to the bumping, funky dustbin of history and the record collections of old toads. This is a very good example of that old-time real funk; a fantastic album.
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