Garlands
by Cocteau Twins

Garlands by Cocteau Twins
Year: 1982
Release date: 1982-07-10
Overall rank: 3,454th   Overall chart history
Average Rating: 
73/100 (from 175 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top albums of 1982 (55th)
Award Top albums of the 1980s (518th)
Award Best albums of all time (3,454th)

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Cocteau Twins bestography

Garlands is ranked 6th best out of 16 albums by Cocteau Twins on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Cocteau Twins is Heaven Or Las Vegas which is ranked number 140 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 9,751.

Cocteau Twins album bestography « Higher ranked (1,687th)
Blue Bell Knoll
This album (3,454th)
Garlands
Lower ranked (4,730th) »
Four-Calendar Café

(N.B. Bestographies include all albums by an artist (and their variations), but do not include albums ranked outside the top 100,000).

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Garlands rankings

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Overall rank: 3,454th | 1980s rank: 518th | 1982 rank: 55th

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Garlands ratings

Average Rating: 
73/100 (from 175 votes)
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75/100
 
11/18/2025 18:00 Exist-en-ciel  Ratings distribution  8,03770/100
 
70/100
 
11/16/2025 19:59 LukasAntoine00s  Ratings distribution  38480/100
 
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11/12/2025 23:32 NYAndreas  Ratings distribution  1,43344/100
 
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08/20/2025 00:06 Ilovesuicide  Ratings distribution  34168/100
 
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07/13/2025 18:34 rfowler  Ratings distribution  44385/100

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This album has a Bayesian average rating of 73.1/100, a mean average of 71.8/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 73.1/100. The standard deviation for this album is 16.0.

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65/100
From 03/20/2024 14:04 | #302603
New Age sound, is quite airy and compelling at times..
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90/100
From 08/10/2018 11:56 | #219477
Magical lovely dark sound. Truly a great band.
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20/100
From 07/16/2017 22:09 | #194432
The songwriting improves rapidly with succeeding releases. Thabkfully, they realized they didn't need to be so minor. 'Blind Dumb Deaf' is fine. The sound is so compact here; what they needed was somewhere to echo.
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Rating:  
85/100
From 07/03/2015 09:48 | #145049
At this stage the Siouxsie & The Banshees influence is coming through too strong to be the truly unique band that they would go on to become.
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50/100
From 06/16/2015 18:10 | #143949
The lush Cocteau Twins sound had yet to mature. This one's reedy and forgettable.
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5/100
From 04/02/2014 15:17 | #108311
oblique and hypnotic songs which sound like simple minds on heavy drugs. the singer has a yodeling voice - in my ears it sounds unprofessional.
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90/100
From 11/21/2013 19:25 | #93927
Their sound is unique. I quite like bands which allow the bass to have a big role.
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