Armchair Apocrypha
by Andrew Bird
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Andrew Bird bestography
Armchair Apocrypha is ranked 2nd best out of 24 albums by Andrew Bird on BestEverAlbums.com.
The best album by Andrew Bird is Andrew Bird & The Mysterious Production Of Eggs which is ranked number 1758 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 973.
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Armchair Apocrypha track list
The tracks on this album have an average rating of 78 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).
Armchair Apocrypha rankings
Calculated from aggregate positions across 60,000 charts (2 million album rankings). Click to see how the rankings are calculated (Last updated: 5 hours ago)
| Year | Source | Chart | Rank | Rank Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Top 65 Music Albums of 2007 | 54/65 | 1 | |
| 2026 | Wack Album Syndrome: A | 39/76 | - | |
| 2026 | blueandthemoon | Top 100 Music Albums of the 2000s | 74/100 | 5 |
| 2026 | Skerns | Top 83 Music Albums of 2007 | 26/83 | 3 |
| 2026 | OFarrio | Top 39 Music Albums of 2007 | 13/39 | 3 |
| 2026 | Exist-en-ciel | Top 100 Music Albums of 2007 | 53/100 | 2 |
| 2026 | blueandthemoon | Top 69 Music Albums of 2007 | 9/69 | 4 |
| 2026 | My Overall Chart: 1701-1800 | 39/100 | - | |
| 2026 | top albums, #0701-0800* | 75/79 | - | |
| 2026 | Top 100 Music Albums of 2007 | 21/100 | 4 | |
| Total Charts: The total number of charts that this album has appeared in. | 135 | |||
| Total Rank Score: The total rank score. | 618 | |||
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| Rating | Date updated | Member | Album ratings | Avg. album rating |
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| ! | 07/19/2026 01:49 | Exist-en-ciel | 15,687 | 70/100 |
| ! | 01/09/2026 02:05 | 3,270 | 81/100 | |
| ! | 12/29/2025 17:41 | mutant | 1,671 | 56/100 |
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This album is rated in the top 2% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 78.4/100, a mean average of 77.7/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 78.8/100. The standard deviation for this album is 13.9.
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This guy knows how to put an indie folk rock song together with many witty twists of phrase. Opener "fiery crash", one of the highlights on the album, is aptly apocryphal, stating "G force is twisting the faith with superstition / A fatal premonition / You know you've got to envision / The fiery crash" which is "just a formality". Delicate "imitosis" and its intricate plucking states "And despite what all his studies had shown / What was mistaken for closeness, was just a case of mitosis" where petri dish germs are swinging fists at the human race. The hits don't end -- a sole string intro to "plasticities" reveals "This isn't our song, this isn't even a musical / Think life is too long, to be a whale in a cubicle / Nails under your cuticle" where andrew pulls his version of new porn & multiple choruses. "heretics", "dark matter" and "scythian empires" are the other main highlights. (Edited)
"Armchair Apocrypha" is an album full of sublime moments, fun rockers, meandering opuses, and the more than occasional use of high vocabulary and historical reference. While it may not tread as easily as "The Mysterious Production of Eggs", in many ways, this record is bolder, more challenging, and more rewarding. The acoustic underpinnings of "Eggs" is replaced with biting electric tone while the sometimes tepid and shambling drums/drum machines of "Eggs" a pleasantly lost to Bird's collaborator Martin Dosh who uses his percussive skills to breathe fresh live throughout Bird's style. The first half of the record is pure masterpiece with highlights "Plasticities", "Imitosis", and "Armchairs". And Although the second half slows down too much, the songs are pleasantly slow burning thanks to their lyrics and musical detail. This is all rounded out by "Spare-ohs" which is the perfect end-cap that flows into the instrumental outro "Yawny at the Apocalypse". Do listen. Do listen more than once. (Edited)
Really lovely music arrangements with the violins. Unfortunately, a lot of the time it sounds like Andrew is singing with his mouth closed and I can't make out the lyrics. Maybe his lips got tired from all the whistling?
This album is lyrically dense (in a great way). It addresses history, science, has a great instrumental piece at the end that solidifies this as a semi-spiritual experience. VERY GOOD ALBUM, instrumentation, whistling, so on, and so on
This is a thing of absolute beauty.It takes you on journey and let's you see glimpses of the world through the instrumentation. Considering that this album is about to turn 10 and Andrew is a violinist adding guitars into the mix, this record ages extraordinary well.
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