Country Stuff The Album
by Walker Hayes

From spigelwii 12/08/2023 03:35 | #300356

Here's the thing about garbage: Garbage spent at least a short period of time over the course of its existence as something that was probably useful to someone. Maybe it was a television that stopped working, or maybe it was a cardboard box that housed some delicious donuts, or maybe it was a 2022 calendar that you threw out at the start of 2023 because it was no longer serving its purpose.

Then there's whatever this is: At best, obnoxiously appropriated language and "beats" blended with the most redneck stereotypes you could possibly dream up, and at worst, an horrifying glimpse into the apocalypse or, if I may, the dawn of eternal night, the annihilation of planet Earth, and the beginning of merciless damnation. But at least there will be Applebee's. I'm tempted to deem this the worst album ever made, but that might be tempting fate to send me something worse.

In the USA, the phone number you'll want is 988. Elsewhere, you're on your own, and I may want to figure that out because I don't want to live in the same country as someone who is capable of securing a record deal on the back of a lyric about being "bougie like Natty in the styrofoam"... WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

Album Rating: 34.85
(453/13)

Name sounds like a firm of solicitors.
Music sounds like a firm of solicitors doing a comedy charity record.

1.Drinking Songs - 49
2.AA - 27
3.Life With You - 51
4.U Gurl - 12
5.Delorean - 41
6.Fancy Like - 6
7.Craig - 4
8.What You Don't Wish For - 38
9.Country Stuff - 4
10.I Hope You Miss Me - 8
11.Briefcase - 54
12.Cry - 26
13.What If We Did - 33