The WORST Albums I've Heard
by Helios

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Welcome to the rice fields of sickness.
In my road of albums I've heard some beautiful lifechanging-hearthtouching works, but some albums are like being punched in the spinal cord...
I will write the notes of some albums in spanish because I can't figure out how to puke in english (damn!).
Gud save us all... Bye.

Chart updated: 05/27/2018 06:15
(Created: 05/27/2018 05:52).
Chart size: 80 albums.

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Street Signs

Ozomatli

El peor disco que he oido en mi vida. Soy latino y no puedo con este album, es un asco de principio a fin. Es como el sueño húmedo de Ricky Martin con el pop más soso que puedas imaginar, letras vacías, melodías simplonas y un mix de estilos que me revuelve el estomago. Y lo peor es que fué seleccionado entre cientos de miles de albumes para formar parte de "1001 albums you must hear before you die"... Tiene un 10 porque al menos la portada es una señal de "ve despacio al escucharlo".

Year of Release:

2004

Appears in:

17 charts

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Original Pirate Material

The Streets

Este album logró algo que creí impensado: He escuchado Noise hasta quedar casi sordo, pero solo este album ha hecho que me doliese la cabeza... No es broma, realmente lo logró. A pesar de que el acento británico en general es espectacular, en este album eso se escucha horrible, las melodías son aburridas y si durante algunos segundos parece que va a mejorar, no, corte innecesario y bombardeo de "rap". 15 solo porque algunas canciones tienen letras interesantes.

Year of Release:

2002

Appears in:

383 charts

Rank Score:

2,093

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Drake

Trap. Y del peor porque no existe el Trap bueno, timbre de voz horrible (¿Para qué cantar cuando existe Autotune?), demasiadas colaboraciones y con pésimos artistas, ni borracho escucharia esto... 15 porque me gusta imaginar que Drake en la portada estaba imaginando el dolor de quienes tendrían que oir este album.

Year of Release:

2011

Appears in:

300 charts

Rank Score:

2,090

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Lento como rio de caca. Su voz (si la logras oir debajo de tanto procesado) se siente como la agonía de comer burritos en el Subway: sabes lo que va a pasar cuando vayas al baño... 15 solo por los coros al final de Measurements.

Year of Release:

2011

Appears in:

398 charts

Rank Score:

2,016

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No hay mucho que decir, es Lil Wayne, nada bueno sale ni saldrá de él... 20 porque su graciosa voz me recuerda a un compañero de la escuela.

Year of Release:

2008

Appears in:

171 charts

Rank Score:

522

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Pop suave y blando como un marshmallow, por lo mismo al escucharlo me causó repulsión por exeso de glucosa. Una copia de la copia de la copia de la copia de la copia de la copia de [inserte nombre de cualquier fémina de los 90/00 que cante pop]... 20 por que al menos tiene buena voz.

Year of Release:

1997

Appears in:

88 charts

Rank Score:

628

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Rank in 1990s:

437

Overall Rank:

2,508

Average Rating:

65 (177 votes)

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The River Of Crime: Episodes 1-5

The Residents

Tener que escuchar una historia aburrida es malo, tener que escuchar una historia aburrida de entre 14 y 17 minutos es peor, pero tener que escuchar 5 de esas historias es definitivamente una tortura. Este album es tan aburrido que ni siquiera sirve para dormir. La versión instrumental es levemente mejor, pero sigue siendo desaconsejable oirla... 20 porque los primeros 65 segundos te resume el album completo.

Year of Release:

2006

Appears in:

1 chart

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None

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None

Average Rating:

68 (3 votes)

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Lulu

Lou Reed & Metallica

Lulú... just that...

Year of Release:

2011

Appears in:

48 charts

Rank Score:

185

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Once again the "Guest Artist Syndrome" attacks. Oh man...

Year of Release:

2016

Appears in:

514 charts

Rank Score:

3,772

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453

Average Rating:

77 (662 votes)

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10.

Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son Of Chico Dusty

Big Boi

Cuando oyes a Janelle Monáe - The ArchAndroid (Suites II & III) y escuchas lo exquisitamente producido que está y ves que Big Boi estuvo involucrado dices "esto debe ser hermoso", pero no lo es, creanme, es feo como una mula.

Year of Release:

2010

Appears in:

175 charts

Rank Score:

608

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420

Overall Rank:

2,586

Average Rating:

75 (200 votes)

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The WORST Albums I've Heard composition

Decade	Albums	%

1930s	0	0%
1940s	0	0%
1950s	0	0%
1960s	4	5%
1970s	1	1%
1980s	0	0%
1990s	15	19%
2000s	25	31%
2010s	35	44%
2020s	0	0%

Artist	Albums	%

The Residents	4	5%
Kendrick Lamar	3	4%
Depeche Mode	3	4%
Gillian Welch	2	3%
James Blake	2	3%
IAMX	2	3%
Beyoncé	2	3%
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Country	Albums	%

	48	60%
	16	20%
	5	6%
	3	4%
	3	4%
	3	4%
	1	1%
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Compilation?	Albums	%
No	77	96%
Yes	3	4%

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MadhattanJack 08/13/2024 19:24 | #304748

I'll have to listen to that Savages album again, and it probably needs more Neutral Milk Hotel and less Residents, but overall I'd say you're spot-on! Nice work!

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Popularity =/= a bad album

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