Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player (studio album)
by Elton John

Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player by Elton John
Year: 1973
Overall rank: 3,323rd   Overall chart historyOverall chart history
Average Rating: 
75/100 (from 241 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top albums of 1973 (64th)
Award Top albums of the 1970s (587th)
Award Best albums of all time (3,323rd)

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Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player is ranked 6th best out of 56 albums by Elton John on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Elton John is Goodbye Yellow Brick Road which is ranked number 212 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 7,449.

Elton John album bestography « Higher ranked (1,547th)
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Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player
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75/100 (from 241 votes)
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This album is rated in the top 7% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 75.4/100, a mean average of 74.7/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 75.6/100. The standard deviation for this album is 13.5.

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80/100
From 09/23/2025 17:48
Some really great tracks here but, for some reason it’s never grabbed me quite like madman…., honky chateau or blues moves have. Probably due a reappraisal
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From 09/21/2025 06:09
Favorite tracks: Daniel, Blues For My Baby And Me, High Flying Bird.
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From 05/18/2023 14:07
This could have been one of his best with some absolute concentration and care. A couple of fillers...
#297058 | Helpful?  (Log in to vote) | +1 votes (1 helpful | 0 unhelpful)
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From 07/27/2020 15:34
Please Don't Shoot Elton. Rating (75.50)
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From 06/17/2016 14:44
Another in that incredible run of LP's Elton John released in the seventies. Great songs as always including, Daniel, eldebery wine, and, crocodile rock. I don't think it's as good as some of his other albums around this time but it's stil a good record. Elton really was on a roll at this time.
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From 02/01/2015 22:29
Amazing top tracks, but it drops off. He always seems to have 75% of a brillian album.
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From 01/31/2015 15:33
Best Track: Crocodile Rock
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From 01/12/2015 03:13
"This is a largely melody-based album- Its purpose is to find its way into your brain and stick there. There are piano hooks, lush vocal harmonies, and easily-clappable drum beats. There are cheesy lyrics, dated 70s moments, and clean production. Here on BEA we typically see those aspects as detriments to an album's quality, but that view is largely ignorant of albums that use those aspects to their advantage. Don't Shoot Me takes those attributes and utilizes them better than any album before or after."
^From my chart description of the album

I probably give Don't Shoot Me a bit too much credit…but I have a great emotional connection to the record and truly love it on every level.
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75/100
From 04/25/2012 15:36
More piano pop goodness from Elton, continuing the embellished groove he and his band team found on "Honky Chateau", he apes his musical heros well, especially on "crocodile rock".
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From 05/09/2011 15:25
Fifth high quality album in a row by Elton John. The bonus tracks on the CD release are also great.
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Best Albums of 1973
1. The Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd
2. Innervisions by Stevie Wonder
3. Houses Of The Holy by Led Zeppelin
4. Selling England By The Pound by Genesis
5. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John
6. Quadrophenia by The Who
7. Band On The Run by Paul McCartney & Wings
8. Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
9. Raw Power by Iggy And The Stooges
10. Future Days by Can
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12. For Your Pleasure by Roxy Music
13. Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
14. Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
15. Closing Time by Tom Waits
16. Berlin by Lou Reed
17. The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle by Bruce Springsteen
18. Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
19. Paris 1919 by John Cale
20. Larks' Tongues In Aspic by King Crimson
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