'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
by Godspeed You! Black Emperor

'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Year: 2012
Release date: 2012-10-15
Overall rank: 1,013th   Overall chart history
Average Rating: 
80/100 (from 415 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top 20 albums of 2012 (14th)
Award Top albums of the 2010s (145th)
Award Best albums of all time (1,013th)

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Godspeed You! Black Emperor bestography

'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! is ranked 4th best out of 10 albums by Godspeed You! Black Emperor on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Godspeed You! Black Emperor is Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven which is ranked number 92 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 12,523.

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'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! track list

  Track ratings The tracks on this album have an average rating of 82 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).

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'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! rankings

Rankings summary
Overall rank: 1,013th | 2010s rank: 145th | 2012 rank: 14th
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2026 HaydenTop 100 Music Albums of 201237/1003
2026Cheboygan74Top 20 Music Albums of 201210/203
2026jdizzle1234562010-201453/60 -
2026Rm12398Top 29 Music Albums of 201211/293
2026 ForegroundNoiseGodspeed You! Black Emperor: Worst to Best3/9 -
2026 AAL2014Top 47 Music Albums of 201210/474
2026 LedZepTop 51 Music Albums of 201220/513
2026 PurplepashTop 77 Music Albums of 201267/771
2026JohnnyoAlbums of the year 2012 by Obscure Sound7/50 -
2026leniadTop 100 Music Albums of the 2010s83/1004
2026 AvalancheGripsTop 100 Greatest Music Albums48/10053
2026Cheboygan74Top 100 Music Albums of the 2010s91/1002
2026matterhornriderTop 22 Music Albums of 201213/222
2026 videoheadcleanerTop 100 Music Albums of the 2010s74/1005
2026bonnequestionTop 100 Music Albums of the 2010s79/1004
2026VanillaBeanTop 46 Music Albums of 201215/463
2026LittleM1971Top 100 Music Albums of 201238/1003
2026cicadelicTop 48 Music Albums of 201210/484
2026pinkfreud1981Top 100 Music Albums of the 2010s29/10014
2026cicadelicTop 100 Music Albums of the 2010s83/1004
Total Charts: Help The total number of charts that this album has appeared in. 329
Total Rank Score: Help The total rank score. 1,715
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Average Rating: 
80/100 (from 415 votes)
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04/25/2026 23:19 Robert Anton Wil  Ratings distribution  1,14184/100
 
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03/27/2026 13:43 Tamthebam  Ratings distribution  23,08169/100
 
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03/16/2026 11:56 Dingerbell  Ratings distribution  4,02862/100
 
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03/07/2026 04:18 Exist-en-ciel  Ratings distribution  9,58570/100
 
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02/28/2026 23:27 Map  Ratings distribution  50181/100

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This album is rated in the top 2% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 79.6/100, a mean average of 79.1/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 79.8/100. The standard deviation for this album is 13.2.

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From 09/25/2023 01:15 | #299230
I was tempted to bend the record sleeve in order to squeeze it into a dust jacket but I eventually got it in there towards the end of side A1, thereby succeeding in not bending but ascending to the enviable spiritually enlightened state of having this record in a dust jacket. Of course I was then almost forced to proclaim, "HALLE-FUCKING-LU-YAH." My life is therefore basically complete and I can die happy as the only person who truly understands this album's title while simultaneously also attaining the probable title of "Only Person Ever to Actually Get This Album In A Dust Jacket." For real, the only records I can think of that were more of a pain to protect than this were Titus Andronicus's quadruple LP "The Most Lamentable Tragedy," and Nick Cave's "Skeleton Tree." Even 2pac's quadruple lp, "All Eyez on Me" was easier from what I recall. I do refuse to so much as open "Panda Bear Meets the Grim Reaper" though, so this will likely, eventually "ONLY" be my 4th hardest LP to squeeze into a dust jacket out of about 900 records. And it's not even a double. Wrap your head around that bullshit.

That's essentially all you need to know about this album and I hope/know it was a very helpful comment. Okay, I'm sorry. Please forgive me and tell me if you know of any brand of dust jackets bigger than the Vinyl Styl brand.
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80/100
From 10/16/2022 05:46 | #290517
Side two is one of the best things to come out this year.
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90/100
From 01/12/2020 13:46 | #246770
Something else indeed. Wonderful.
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100/100
From 11/08/2017 04:32 | #200966
Just as good as LYSF and F#A#.., this one is not to be dismissed. Mladic might be my favorite Godspeed track
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75/100
From 09/29/2017 04:17 | #198872
Mladic was amazing, the rest was OK
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90/100
From 09/13/2015 03:50 | #149626
I don't expect these guys to ever surpass what they did on LYSFLATH, that would just be an unreasonable expectation. But I do think this is their second best.
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90/100
From 01/06/2014 13:01 | #100001
That's what you call talent. They wouldn't be able to make a bad record even if they tried.
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90/100
From 11/24/2013 17:38 | #94352
Love this. Different I think from their other stuff. Great comeback. Wish I could see them live! Love the way mladic builds from the spacemen3 jam then the bass kicks in and then that riff! Amazing production.
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From 07/10/2013 01:32 | #80819
This entire album is instrumental and it’s post-rock at its absolute best. It’s tough to explain this album, it has almost immeasurable depth and breadth, like listening to a beautifully crafted symphony. If you’re familiar with the band Explosions In The Sky, then you’re familiar with this type of music. It is absolutely beautiful, the kind of music that you turn on loudly, lay down and meld into, losing yourself in the music. It’s amazing and I highly recommend it. It’s probably their best album since “Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven". There aren’t really highlights that I can list either, as this is an album that needs to be listened to all the way through, though I will say the first track, “Mladic", is absolutely amazing.
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From 05/19/2013 01:27 | #76560
This should be at least in the top 10...
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