Hail To The Thief
by Radiohead

Hail To The Thief by Radiohead
Year: 2003
Release date: 2003-06-09
Overall rank: 186th   Overall chart history
Average Rating: 
81/100 (from 2,395 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top 5 albums of 2003 (2nd)
Award Top 50 albums of of the 2000s (30th)
Award Top 200 albums of all time (186th)

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Radiohead bestography

Hail To The Thief is ranked 7th best out of 25 albums by Radiohead on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Radiohead is OK Computer which is ranked number 1 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 59,073.

Radiohead album bestography « Higher ranked (142nd)
Amnesiac
This album (186th)
Hail To The Thief
Lower ranked (368th) »
The King Of Limbs

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  Track ratings The tracks on this album have an average rating of 85 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).

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Hail To The Thief rankings

Hail To The Thief rankings summary
Overall rank: 186th | 2000s rank: 30th | 2003 rank: 2nd  Overall chart history
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Rating:  
90/100
Underrated in comparison to their other albums? Certainly seems that way. And why? Well, this is possibly due to its length. When I first heard this album, I of course recognized its brilliance. However, it's length, and its apparent lack of flow, did manage to seep in at times, ultimately overthrowing its overall magic. Thom York himself posted a comment a short while back discussing the albums length and track-listing. He felt they'd included some tracks that, as I've noticed, do seem to cause more harm than good (Remember, sometimes less is more). Therefore, he included in this post of his, an alternate track-listing that he felt was far more effective.

1. There There
2. The Gloaming
3. Sail to the Moon
4. Sit Down, Stand Up
5. Go To Sleep
6. Where I End and you Begin
7. Scatterbrain
8. 2+2=5
9. Myxomatosis
10. A Wolf at the Door

Overall, I find this alternate track-listing to be far more cohesive than the original, truly bringing to the forefront a perfect combination of Radiohead's early Britpop sound, and their - shortly thereafter - electronic experimentation. In conclusion, with this album, Radiohead managed to do it again - another masterpiece.
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Rating:  
100/100
lol @ trying to pare this album down - it doesn't matter that everyone agrees that it should be shorter b/c no one can agree on which tracks to cut. one man's top rated pick is another's cut for this one, strangely enough.

or maybe it's not strange, maybe this album just divides the okc fans and the kid a fans, at least that's what I think. you either don't like the more traditional songs or you don't like the weird ones. or you can appreciate them all....

anyway, the album is like 3 mins longer than OKC, 6 mins longer than kid a, it's not "too long" in the slightest and if you disagree you can prob get ritalin prescribed for that. it'll probably always be their hardest rocking, most diverse work. this gives it a very expansive, epic feel which is what I attribute to all of the "too long" comments.

for every (see below) "'I Will' is a nothing song" comment, there is a "'I Will' is the best song under 2 minutes ever written" comment (see Stereogum comments).

for every, "'The Gloaming' is pointless" comment, there is a "I can't imagine a live Radiohead show without 'The Gloaming'" comment.

at first I really didn't like 'We Suck Young Blood' but there's actually more to listen for on that than most songs on the album. weird little things flying all over, through one speaker or the other. it's a cool track, though still prob the weakest on the album and still better than Hunting Bears, Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors, and Treefingers.

not that Amnesiac or Kid A are bad albums. I know Kid A is better. and surely the best songs from a combination of Amnesiac and HTTT would be from Amnesiac, but HTTT would have the next 6 or 7 best songs in a row. this is better than Amnesiac; the content of the songs doesn't vary as much in Amnesiac (in other words it's def more consistent, I'll concede), but the QUALITY of the songs varies a lot more on Amnesiac, highlighting its lows.

and I know Treefingers is mostly a gap-bridger, but it's still more filler-y than anything on HTTT, which should not have to suffer the disrespect with this "shave it down" nonsense. shave my balls.
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100/100
Underrated. Everyone says it's too long, but I can't think of a song to cut! I like them all!
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75/100
Hate the mantra of 'not their best, too long' that this album gets. If anyone else had made it they would have been hailed for a gem of an album. Some underrated tracks on here including Where I End and You Begin (amazing song) and I Will, as well as the obvious crackers. Maybe not as good as Kid A or OKC, but still fucking fantastic.
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85/100
Everyone complains about this album being too long yet it's only 3 minutes longer than OK Computer and 4 minutes longer than A Moon Shaped Pool.
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