Hail To The Thief
by Radiohead

Hail To The Thief by Radiohead
Year: 2003
Release date: 2003-06-09
Overall rank: 185th   Overall chart history
Average Rating: 
81/100 (from 2,385 votes)
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Accolades:
Award Top 5 albums of 2003 (2nd)
Award Top 50 albums of the 2000s (30th)
Award Top 200 albums of all time (185th)

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Radiohead bestography

Hail To The Thief is ranked 7th best out of 25 albums by Radiohead on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Radiohead is OK Computer which is ranked number 1 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 61,719.

Radiohead album bestography « Higher ranked (137th)
Amnesiac
This album (185th)
Hail To The Thief
Lower ranked (365th) »
The King Of Limbs

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Hail To The Thief track list

  Track ratings The tracks on this album have an average rating of 85 out of 100 (all tracks have been rated).

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Hail To The Thief rankings

Rankings summary
Overall rank: 185th | 2000s rank: 30th | 2003 rank: 2nd
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2026gregthealienTop 100 Music Albums of the 2000s33/100 -
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2026 TheDarkOrbTop 54 Music Albums of 20032/545
2026bonnequestionBEA Top 200 Reorganized According To My Taste46/100 -
2026Juneof44Top 100 Music Albums of the 2000s70/100 -
2026 Robert Anton WilsonTop 100 Music Albums of the 2000s3/100 -
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2026 BachTop 100 Greatest Music Albums46/10054
2026Exist-en-cielTop 23 Music Albums of 20038/233
2026SkernsTop 99 Music Albums of 20032/995
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2026AdymanTop 50 Greatest Music Albums11/5078
2026mutantTop 100 Greatest Music Albums97/1004
2026 TerryTezzaTop 100 Greatest Music Albums41/10060
2026fabm0Top 18 Music Albums of 20035/184
2026cicadelicBBC Best Albums 20038/20 -
2026adbrack1988Top 16 Music Albums of 200315/161
2026leniadTop 301-400 Greatest Music Albums96/100 -
2026FlapJackJoeyTop 22 Music Albums of the 2000s21/22 -
2026wizardalienTop 100 Music Albums of the 2000s45/100 -
Total Charts: Help The total number of charts that this album has appeared in. 1,226
Total Rank Score: Help The total rank score. 8,015
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81/100 (from 2,385 votes)
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This album is rated in the top 1% of all albums on BestEverAlbums.com. This album has a Bayesian average rating of 81.1/100, a mean average of 79.9/100, and a trimmed mean (excluding outliers) of 81.1/100. The standard deviation for this album is 15.0.

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80/100
From 04/19/2023 14:03 | #296213
While I do believe other Radiohead projects are better then this album, I did really enjoy it. Hail to the Thief captures the essence of Kid A’s Electronic and Ambient music, as well as The Bends’s rock music. Where I End and You Begin is a perfect example of combining Radiohead’s old, and new. Very Cool
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85/100
From 03/27/2023 03:44 | #295502
My second least favorite Radiohead album...

One that has many great songs, but as a whole just doesn't feel as compact as other releases. I even prefer "The King of Limbs" because it is a more cohesive listening experience. I'm not the only one with this opinion, but yes, "Hail to the Thief" would be a much better record if it had like 3-4 songs cut from it (personally I would remove "Backdrifts", "We Suck Young Blood" and "The Gloaming" (I do like these songs, but I think taking them out would make the album as a whole flow much much better) and would include "Gagging Order" from their 2+2=5 EP).

Anyways, it's still an enjoyable music album. The first 3 songs are an amazing way to open up. After that, "Where I End and You Begin" and "There, There" are definitely two of their best songs ever, with a dark atmosphere that calls back immediately to "Amnesiac" or "Kid A" while reincorporating more rock sounds that were somewhat absent from their two earlier releases. "A Wolf At The Door" on another hand is a fabulous cut that doesn't really resemble any other of their songs.

Some people were wondering if this would get a re-release as their previous 3 records. I doubt it a lot. I think even the band knows it didn't get as much recognition as earlier or later material, but it's still interesting revisiting it.
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90/100
From 09/21/2022 16:55 | #289851
Scatterbrain, A Wolf At The Door, There There, Sail To The Moon, I Will, 2+2=5, Go To Sleep..
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70/100
From 07/18/2022 15:00 | #287586
Good music but somehow gets boring after a few listens.
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75/100
From 03/28/2022 06:04 | #283490
Scatterbrain, A Punch at the Wedding and There, There. That's it.
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From 02/28/2022 23:56 | #282025
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85/100
From 02/04/2022 15:40 | #280716
As someone who stopped listening to Radiohead after OK Computer, this album was a great surprise.

Excellent mix of traditional and modern instrumentation…and more importantly, a return of the dramatic shifts in dynamics that attracted me to the band in the first place.
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60/100
From 01/14/2022 11:50 | #279324
A little bit bloated which is the only reason I have it so low in Radiohead's bestography. But it's still a great album. There There is one of their best and has really grown on me over the years. Other highlights are A Wolf At The Door, Go To Sleep and A Punchup At The Wedding. Weak tracks are I Will and The Gloaming.
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From 01/02/2022 19:43 | #278423
Buen discográfica, pero lejos de sus mejores momentos. Mezcla de sus dos épocas bien diferenciadas.
Mejor canción There there
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90/100
From 10/12/2021 07:34 | #274887
A Wolf At The Door, There There, Sail To The Moon... beautiful tracks.
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