Hail To The Thief
by Radiohead

Hail To The Thief by Radiohead
Year: 2003
Overall rank: 183rd   
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81/100 (from 2,373 votes)
     
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Radiohead bestography

Hail To The Thief is ranked 7th best out of 25 albums by Radiohead on BestEverAlbums.com.

The best album by Radiohead is OK Computer which is ranked number 1 in the list of all-time albums with a total rank score of 63,494.

Radiohead album bestography « Higher ranked (135th)
Amnesiac
This album (183rd)
Hail To The Thief
Lower ranked (365th) »
The King Of Limbs

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Overall rank: 183rd | 2000s rank: 30th | 2003 rank: 2nd

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60/100
From 06/14/2025 12:18 | #309531
It's an impressively good album! And what II personally like about it the most is the band's more personal approach of making the songs for it, which overall feels more raw, flowing and comfort-zoned, and as a result feels like a very emotional album.

There are a bit too many tracks and some of them span a bit too long, so it took quite a while for me to listen to the album as a whole instead of making different tracklists and omitting tracks off them. After a while when the struggle of listening to the whole album wears off, the listening experience is going to feel very nice and interesting.

II feel like this album is one of Radiohead's best and is up close there with OK Computer in my opinion.
It might not be critically considered Radiohead's best, but it feels to me like a pinnacle in the ridge of alternative rock music among Radiohead's other albums. A great achievement! And as far as II know; yet no alternative rock album have sounded closer to "Hail to the Thief" just like their other albums too!
This album feels like going through a trip in the woods and reflecting about life, and as you keep walking, you face very wise animals who challege you with riddles.
If you haven't listened to it yet, II really recommend you to, since it might shine a light upon you on some spots, as the album contains quite a lot of Radiohead's most emotional music! And some tracks' lyrics and mainly their instrumentals feel very melancholic.
Thus, it is one of the most emotional albums II've ever listened to!
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80/100
From 04/19/2023 14:03 | #296213
While I do believe other Radiohead projects are better then this album, I did really enjoy it. Hail to the Thief captures the essence of Kid A’s Electronic and Ambient music, as well as The Bends’s rock music. Where I End and You Begin is a perfect example of combining Radiohead’s old, and new. Very Cool
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85/100
From 03/27/2023 03:44 | #295502
My second least favorite Radiohead album...

One that has many great songs, but as a whole just doesn't feel as compact as other releases. I even prefer "The King of Limbs" because it is a more cohesive listening experience. I'm not the only one with this opinion, but yes, "Hail to the Thief" would be a much better record if it had like 3-4 songs cut from it (personally I would remove "Backdrifts", "We Suck Young Blood" and "The Gloaming" (I do like these songs, but I think taking them out would make the album as a whole flow much much better) and would include "Gagging Order" from their 2+2=5 EP).

Anyways, it's still an enjoyable music album. The first 3 songs are an amazing way to open up. After that, "Where I End and You Begin" and "There, There" are definitely two of their best songs ever, with a dark atmosphere that calls back immediately to "Amnesiac" or "Kid A" while reincorporating more rock sounds that were somewhat absent from their two earlier releases. "A Wolf At The Door" on another hand is a fabulous cut that doesn't really resemble any other of their songs.

Some people were wondering if this would get a re-release as their previous 3 records. I doubt it a lot. I think even the band knows it didn't get as much recognition as earlier or later material, but it's still interesting revisiting it.
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90/100
From 09/21/2022 16:55 | #289851
Scatterbrain, A Wolf At The Door, There There, Sail To The Moon, I Will, 2+2=5, Go To Sleep..
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From 07/18/2022 15:00 | #287586
Good music but somehow gets boring after a few listens.
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75/100
From 03/28/2022 06:04 | #283490
Scatterbrain, A Punch at the Wedding and There, There. That's it.
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85/100
From 02/04/2022 15:40 | #280716
As someone who stopped listening to Radiohead after OK Computer, this album was a great surprise.

Excellent mix of traditional and modern instrumentation…and more importantly, a return of the dramatic shifts in dynamics that attracted me to the band in the first place.
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From 01/14/2022 11:50 | #279324
A little bit bloated which is the only reason I have it so low in Radiohead's bestography. But it's still a great album. There There is one of their best and has really grown on me over the years. Other highlights are A Wolf At The Door, Go To Sleep and A Punchup At The Wedding. Weak tracks are I Will and The Gloaming.
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From 10/12/2021 07:34 | #274887
A Wolf At The Door, There There, Sail To The Moon... beautiful tracks.
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85/100
From 09/17/2021 17:10 | #273860
Hail to the Thief strikes a fairly considerable balance between their electronic side and their more alt rock side. This is my favorite Radiohead album so far. Songs like Where I End and You Begin, There There, Sit Down, Stand Up, I Will are some of their best, in my humble opinion.
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